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Tuesday Sep 30, 2003

Sep 30, 2003
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Mad Ramblings 2 The Electic Boogaloo

In the event of my demise I would like to leave everything I own including my shadow to the people of the pirates, they have brought me much light and guidance through the days of the wonderful holocaust. It is in my humble opinion that the spiders know more then they let on and should be watched carefully, furthermore if anyone wants a drink of my cherry coke that is fine with me.

When an angel plays poker he always cheats remember that, never trust anything so humble, if you let your guard down then everyone wants to eat off your plate. In the days of kings and queens I would have made a great Vizier, which is the occupation I chose recently, and therefore the reason I chose to die. The ability to choose is a marvelous one, if you are not allowed that right the only answer left is to swing from the trees in a cage of wild ivy. Ive tried to teach that lesson to a tribe of savage businessmen but their species is to Neanderthal to understand.

surreal ARRR!!! surreal ARRR!!! surreal ARRR!!! surreal
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
artslut:
i see said the blind man to the def man on the telephone.
Oct 5, 2003
gunter:
You totally need to bust out the BoomBoomHuckJam on some pretty bird before ya die. I know the pirates get your shadow and all, but can I have that neat looking ninja sword you own. the pirates already have their own.
Oct 6, 2003

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