famous84

ok ok i gotta better joke! here goes!

ok so a guy goes into the bathroom, and there is this guy standing next to a urinal like kinda struggling. The man notices that the man struggling has no arms and apparently is trying to get his pants down.

The man without the arms notices the other man and kindly asks for some help. The other guy says: uhm ok what can i do?

The man with no arms ask for him to unzip his pants..... so the guy is like uhm okay i suppose, i mean the man has no arms!

and then he is like can you pull my dick out? and the guys is like well???? uh?? ok i suppose i mean this is odd but when you gotta go you gotta go!

so as the guy takes the man with no arms dick out he realizes that his dick is all yellow and black and weird... kinda put off by it he steps back and lets the guy with no arms piss.

then the guy with no arms is like can you put my dick back in and zip me up pal? and the guy goes ahead and helps out......

Then the man goes to the sink to wash his hands and says to the man with no arms: i just gotta ask whats with your dick.


just then the man with no arms pulls his arms out of his sleeves and says i dunno but i aint touching it....!!!