Message I just received from my ex best friend about Finn:
"sorry for being an asshole,it is very hard for me to accept the fact that this could be my child since i cant remember sleeping with you.after looking at the pictures it seems as there is a really good chance that i did.i would like a test done to be sure hes mine."
Original message three days after we found out I was pregnant:
"hey kris i tried to call you before but i didnt get thru,anyways i wanted to tell you that im not at all in favor of having a baby...im not ready and not willing to have a kid in my life,and i know your not ready either.i dont want to be a dick about it but this is how i feel about it.i think your making a huge mistake by keeping it,i dont think things are going to turn out well.i just dont think that its right that you can make that desicion on your own but im guessing that i have no say in that..i dont know whats going to happen with that but i do know that this child is not going to have a father and yes thats fucked up to say but thats the way its gonna be.you wanted to know how involved i was gonna be?as if you couldnt of guessed just by knowing me,the only part that i will be involed in is a check with x amount of dollars on it if this is a hundred percent mine.again im sorry that im being a asshole about it but there really is no other way to put it,this is how i feel.you should really reconsider what your doing and how this is gonna affect us for life."
hmmmm... but now you don't remember sleeping with me, right? douche. this is a friend that i had known for well over 10 years...
"sorry for being an asshole,it is very hard for me to accept the fact that this could be my child since i cant remember sleeping with you.after looking at the pictures it seems as there is a really good chance that i did.i would like a test done to be sure hes mine."
Original message three days after we found out I was pregnant:
"hey kris i tried to call you before but i didnt get thru,anyways i wanted to tell you that im not at all in favor of having a baby...im not ready and not willing to have a kid in my life,and i know your not ready either.i dont want to be a dick about it but this is how i feel about it.i think your making a huge mistake by keeping it,i dont think things are going to turn out well.i just dont think that its right that you can make that desicion on your own but im guessing that i have no say in that..i dont know whats going to happen with that but i do know that this child is not going to have a father and yes thats fucked up to say but thats the way its gonna be.you wanted to know how involved i was gonna be?as if you couldnt of guessed just by knowing me,the only part that i will be involed in is a check with x amount of dollars on it if this is a hundred percent mine.again im sorry that im being a asshole about it but there really is no other way to put it,this is how i feel.you should really reconsider what your doing and how this is gonna affect us for life."
hmmmm... but now you don't remember sleeping with me, right? douche. this is a friend that i had known for well over 10 years...
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lightandshade:
This guy. Needs testicular removal surgery. Preferably with no anesthesia. And a rusty spork.
downedcity:
forget his comments, they mean nothing. he should start writing checks now.