Wednesday Jul 27, 2005

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i know...long time.

I'm offshore again and horny as hell!! 4 more weeks blackeyed glad there is a gym & porn on board.

Hooked up with a pretty amazing girl while i was off. Can't say more 'bout that cause shit needs to be sorted.

I went to a Stand up comedy night recently and i made the mistake of taking a shot at the comedian. I was then called penis head, told that my chin looks like balls and that cause i white i must be have a small dick. At the end of the show i was brought up on stage, she sat me down on a ottoman and then she proceeded to wine and grind her ass in my face. I grabbed onto the sides of her thong (which was showing above her skirt) and held on for dear life. She is a big girl. At the end i was a gentleman about it cause i pulled out the wedgy i caused. BIG ass.



Yes she is a big girl. So anyways..got her # but haven't called yet. Nedless to say everywhere we went later that night i was recognised. Groan.

hope everyone is cool.

laterz
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wan:
yep, i've never been to trinidad but i've always wanted to go. i used to live with a girlfriend from there and i learned a bit about the culture. it was just a dumb sg joke and a slightly extra level of privacy when i signed up and filled out the profile. i always thought trinidad and tobago got fucked because they're always listed as one, so it went well with my fantasy answer on the page. i meant no offense.

are you working on oil rigs off the coast there?
inannamute:
Haha, my poems aren't THAT hard to understand, surely?

You should update. You never fucking update, bitch.

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