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I'm still laughing over this.... It wasn't me, but oh..., how I wish I would have thought of it...

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words...
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A man and a woman are riding next to eachother on an airplane. The man sneezes, pulls out his member, wipes off the tip and puts it back in his pants. A minute later, the man sneezes again. Again, he pulls out his penis, wipes off the tip, and puts it back in his pants.
At his third time doing this, the woman next to...
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Well, single life is starting to cause me loss of sleep... and most likely some liver damage. 4 dates in 2 1/2 days and none of them really had anything I was looking for. It was like a bad 12 days of christmas rolled into one weekend...

12 shots of jeager
11 coors lights
10 text messages
9 hours of sleep
8 below was a...
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Well, back from Vegas and just woke up from a six day bender. Didn't sleep the last 3 days, and can't really remember Tuesday and Wednesday. On Thursday I realized I had forgotten to eat and had survived on alcohol since Monday. I probably shouldn't have began my trek back into the world of food with oysters, but the Crazy Armidillo has the best fresh...
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Well, first week at the new job went well. About a third of the work of my last job, and the third I do still have is the most fun. I've made it on time every day, which is surprising concidering the last few months of living without an alarmclock. I had forgotten just how much I hate that sound.

Oh well, only 2 more...
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Well, took a new job, so guess my little vacation is over. Oh well, 4 months of sitting on my ass was making me lazy anyway.

It sounds like I'll enjoy it, although I feel like I should have hit them for more pay... the owners only diliberated for about 2 mins before saying yes. Kinda took a little of the excitement out of it,...
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Fighting the urge to get back with my ex...

It always ends badly. Feeling I'm fighting a one-sided battle with no alies fighting for the relationship with me, doesn't seem to hold the same rush of challenge for me any more. I also always seem to find the women that want to box... don't get me wrong, I'm a big guy, and I can take...
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Bored, so bored....

Was responcible today: paid off all my bills (some even early), laundry, etc...

A new buddy inadvertenly reminded me that maybe it is time that I put a little more dedication into finishing my book. It's been complete for the last 7 years, and been through at least as many re-writes. Besides, the second of the trilogy is just about done as...
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Damnit.. can't get pics to post