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CHILLER THEATRE EXPO at Secaucus Crown Plaza 10-27-29
By Fake111

So what did you do for Halloween weekend Aught 6? Well you can bet you know what I did, I was at another killer CHILLER Expo thats what. One can say that its the same thing every time, lots of the same toy and horror collectable dealers, the same TV and Movie stars of old and new, and the same painted faces of lunatics and eccentrics showing off their tastes of the odd and bizarre, there is always a few things different and new.
Two major examples of this were one: The guest of honor was none other than KISS's original drummer Peter Criss. Who in person is a really nice guy, his line for autographs seemed perpetual! Interesting side bar-Only me this shit happens too. I've been covering this event for years now, I know how crazy it gets. And with Peter, it was on like "11" to put it plainly. So as I ALWAYS do, I asked him politely if there was a chance at some point over the weekend I could get a really quick picture for the article before you. He said sure, but talk to my manager. Or shall we say for my intensive purposes Mrs. Douche Bag or Ms maybe whatever...She looks at me and says, "If you wanted an interview you should have cleared this a long time ago. No way" Which I reiterated, no I just want to take a quick photo for the write up. I wont get in the way of his signing, Ill grab a shot...
Ms. DB "No you dont, dont lie, you want an interview, everyone does:.
No really, just a shot
"Stop lying, get out of here!"
"Get out of here!!!"
And at that point she actually grabbed me by the arm, and dragged me over to the security guard and had me removed (Chris I swear to fucking GOD I did nothing, I have witnesses too)

And number two: Paul Ruebens or none other than PEE WEE HERMAN!!!. He was even cooler, overly polite and was surprised at my mention of my favorite role of his, in an old movie with Tom Smothers called Pandemonium. His people were much more accommodating as you can see here.
But above and beyond that were even more surprises. Particularly cast members from Devils Rejects and the classic movie, The Warriors. I had such a blast with these guys. Especially goofing around with the great Ken Foree of Rejects and more notably to me, the original dawn of the Dead. Great guy, has like 4 movies to work on in the next year I believe he said.
This was also the first good opportunity for me to show off my new T-shirt company DEAD ISSUES www.deadissues.com. A few of my SUICIDE GIRLS friends came down to help promote for me and we had a blast, right Katerina?!!? Heh heh Great response from the patrons and guests on that, thanks again Aria! YOU RULE! Always a stunner, always a thrill, and generally a goof to behold. !!! Dont miss Januarys Ill have more SGs with me for sure!

And on to an unfortunately serious issue"

It is with great sorrow and regret that I must inform you all that this past Sunday evening the home of Joe D'Angeli, Order D'Vampiro Primus and beloved Elder of Lazarus, caught fire. The fire was located in the basement where Joe's flight aviaries and cages were located. He was unable to combat the smoke himself and by the time the fire department arrived all of his precious bats and other nocturnal creatures perished. Fortunately, Joe D'Angeli escaped the blaze unharmed.

Obviously, Joe will be unable to attend Court on November 19th, but worse than that, his life is somewhat in ruins. As you know, these were not D'Angeli's "pets," as such, but were his life, livelihood, and family. Given Joe's undying loyalty and constant contributions to The Court of Lazarus and the community, I believe we need to do something affirmative to help him beyond extending our sympathies.

At the November 19th Court of Lazarus donations will be collected and the proceeds from the door will also be contributed. PLEASE, whether or not you were planning to attend and view his amazing creatures... come and help our friend, fellow community member and Elder in his darkest hour. If you would like to make a contribution via PayPal, please contact Mistress Naamah at naamah@courtoflazarus.org for more information.
- Nefarious Wrath
Regent, Court of Lazarus
Order of the Black Marble
AIM/YIM: NefariousWrath
917.776.5160

But as for the rest"
Thanks to awesome girls Katerina, McKenzie, and Jersey for making my shirts look soooooo good next to Porn Star Aria Giovanni. YOU should check her out at Aria She is beyond unbelievable...

For all those who couldnt make it to CHILLER in NJ last week...
Dawn of the Dead and Devils Rejects


The Infamous Billzebub of Grimore fame

Phantom of Paradise and my personal fave Used Cars star Gerrit Graham

Micheal Beck and Deborah Van Valkenburg from the classic The Warriors (and of course she was so hot in that and on Too Close For Comfort

Anthony Michael Hall

A cute lil Wednsday

and best of all...
Paul Rubens or PEE WEE!!!!


and of course...the plug!
So, I now have 5 or 6 images available at: http://www.myspace.com/deadissues You can also get a good look in the pics section of this profile. I have them readily available on babydolls sm,med, lg, and xl and tanks in sm, med, and lg. But I can get them put on pretty much any type of shirt ya like if ya ask. it might change the price by a buck or two depending though. Keepin em around $15+P&H if I can.
Im registered on Pay Pal, until my www.deadissues.com full site goes up someday, for now it takes ya right to the myspace page. Just use my email deadissues@earthlink.net to to get access. or email me directly here or at the myspace link if ya like.
all the best....


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