Starting at the literal beginning. This comes from our first night in LA. We left Brisbane at 11am Thursday and arrived at about 6am Thursday in LA after a 13 hour-ish flight.
We made our way through customs, went and got some breakfast, checked into our apartment and proceeded to hit the bars around where we were staying in Hollywood (in retrospect, a poor choice of place to stay).
We hit up a few places before finding this bar whose name now escapes me. Happy hour lasted all night with 2-for-1 beers and a menu of 50 different shots all for $5. Then there were 4 different TVs with NFL, college football and UFC on.
At some point during that night after a lot of beer and shots my memory somewhat disappears. Coincidentally though we ran into a bartender from there in a different bar the next day who proceeded to inform us (between fits of laughter) that they had to literally carry me out of the bar after which I decided it's be a good idea to have a lie down on the footpath right on Hollywood Boulevard.
At least I made an impression.