Holy CRAP last night was the best fucking night ever.
In addition to my mates bucks party it was also another lads birthday.
18 straight hours drinking. Booze cruise. Topless waitresses. Pub crawl. Cheeky neck on with a couple of girls late late last night (or early this morning technically I suppose). Couple of pills.
Now it's 6pm and I think there's a very real possibility that I am in fact dead.