I'm cleaning the apartment because my parents are coming to visit from PA this weekend. I've learned a few things while doing this:
#1. The kitchen floor is old and disgusting. With lots of permanent discolorations. Even when it's clean it still looks dirty.
#2. Shaving Henjin0's mohawk once a week sure makes the bathroom hairy.
#3. After picking up all that hair and mopping- the bathroom floor seems to have the same problem as the kitchen floor.
#4. I really fucking hate deep cleaning. I don't mind surface cleaning- but deep cleaning is disgusting.
#5. Dust makes me sneeze. A lot.
#6. The violent femmes are fun to clean to. Especially when you dance around while doing so.
Well, back to cleaning. Time to get out the rubber gloves and the comet.
#1. The kitchen floor is old and disgusting. With lots of permanent discolorations. Even when it's clean it still looks dirty.

#2. Shaving Henjin0's mohawk once a week sure makes the bathroom hairy.
#3. After picking up all that hair and mopping- the bathroom floor seems to have the same problem as the kitchen floor.

#4. I really fucking hate deep cleaning. I don't mind surface cleaning- but deep cleaning is disgusting.
#5. Dust makes me sneeze. A lot.
#6. The violent femmes are fun to clean to. Especially when you dance around while doing so.
Well, back to cleaning. Time to get out the rubber gloves and the comet.


Geeez. I need to get me one of those wifey things. I've been shaving my own hair and sweeping it up every week since 7th grade. I could use a break. Maybe when the economy turns around I look into one of those Russian mailorders.