Once upon a time there was a beautiful puppy named Boris, (his short two legged companion often refereed to him as Booboo)
His paws were getting itchy and raw. He had nibbled them down to their stumps and small claws,
For t'was almost two weeks before his lady could get him to a horrible monster that did fondle his pads and grope his toes.
After a 'hmm and a har' poor Booboo was sent on his way with medicines so expensive his lady friend near keeled over.
"£128!" She squeaked in horror, she knocked back a glass and a half of her favorite poison.
The first day was horrible for the poor Booboo himself, for he was humiliated so much with a cone on his head.
Even outside he refused to pee until he could hold it in no more, it was bad enough he wee'd like a girl, a cone on his head would just make things worse.
It wasn't long before Boris did learn, he could grab his cone and gnaw it away, a grin spread wide as he tried to deceive
and as soon as his lady had left the room the gnawing became frantic, he chewed through his cone!
Success was short lived for she had a evil plan, a green cone she bought and replaced with a smug grin.
It took a lot of effort to try and escape but a ball to chase was enough to distract Booboo, and as he chased it around the room unable to grab the rolling fiend,
He found joy in his cone toy enhancer, and whenever it was time for it to be put on his tail did wag with joy and excitement.
Alas the week has gone quite quick, that hideous thing no longer required, a bowl full of stinky meat to hide the meds is all that remains of this unfortunate week
For Booboo now has nice healed feet!
