So everyone is all happy go lucky in their plans on what to do in the future, what they want to be able to see and experience before they pass over to whatever they believe will happen to them when they die.
I have decided to do a Fuck It List, a list in which I will dedicate to things I definitely do not want to experience before I turn into a badger. I actually had more fun with this one as it was one that required less thought and more amusement. My Fuck It list is actually very long.
I have previously posted a bucket list, it isn't long because personally I feel bucket lists have the potential to make you feel like you are living an unsatisfied life, especially if you cannot afford to do all the things on the list. I like to decide my future by the year. My mind is always changing and ideas come and go.
These things I have listed however, will always remain on my Fuck It list. (If i can help it)
THE BURPS AND SQUIRTS IN PUBLIC.
Have you ever had that excruciating stomach cramp when out in town or at the local bar having a drink? Did you then get the need for a fart which you were to terrified to let rip because you genuinely felt like your insides were about to fall out? Yeah I have had this feeling a few times, sometimes it has been a dash to a public toilet just to sit down and let out a love puff (fart) and feel like a complete twat for it. Other times it has been a tummy bug. Luckily though it has never caught me off guard to the point of letting it all out in public or anywhere else other than a well fitted toilet.
HARD DRUGS (JUST TO TRY IT)
I never understood anyone who has said something along the lines of 'Yeah, I will try it, Only live once right?!' NO YOU ASSHAT!
I will admit I used to be a right pot head when I was in my teens from about 13 to 17, but I gave that up because for £20 of bud I could be buying new clothes, books and anything that wont just burn away!
I have also tried coke at 50.50 being apparently very pure (whatever that means) It was my brother that offered me a line as at the time he was selling it for a friend and had personal on him. I was very reluctant, and after asking newb questions I gave it a go, and I guess I was on a buzz for a while. But once was enough. I wont do it again, I tried it because I was in the company of someone I trust and knew that I wouldn't do it again.
I will never touch hard drugs such as heroin, Meth, Crokodile etc. Noooo thank you.
RUN A MARATHON
I run, normally its my way of slimming down as it tends to work quickly for me. I even used to be on a cross country team for my schools from age 10 up to 15. But there is no way in hell you will get me running a marathon....at least...not without my tutu. ;)
STOP SWEARING
This one popped into my mind because I have a new 'manager' at work who is trying to stop the whole shop from swearing at all. I spent a good hour arguing with this trainee manager that people swear and there is fuck all he can do to stop it. I did eventually win the argument because as he was trying to sway me to agree with him I told him that I was raised in a household of swearers and one person will not change how I was raised, especially someone whose opinion I don't value.
GO ON A HUNTING EXPEDITION
Is it me or does this beautiful creature look better here than on a wall plaque?
I will never hunt, I absolutely hate animal bloodsport. I guess you could call me an animal rights activist. The 21st century doesn't need these sports and unless I'm an Inuit killing for a meal and clothes there is no way I am indulging in the idea. by far one of the worst things I have seen is the skinning of a live animal. and the culling of sea creatures.
TRUST A PERSON WHO DOESN'T LIKE ANIMALS
This one has popped up because recently our lodger has found himself a new lady, after her first visit to the house and meeting the pets, our lodger (and good friend) told us that she wouldn't come to the living room because she doesn't like dogs or rats. I did bluntly tell him that this was their house and they will not be moved to suit her needs.
People who don't like animals make me suspicious of them. And based on personal experience with people who don't like animals, they tend to be cold and cruel. One of my old housing officers came round to tell me to get rid of a dog (on that day) because it wasn't allowed in the flat she even offered to phone the shelter for me. To which I told her to kindly fuck off, and was given a week instead to find him a new home. What annoyed me most was the woman never contacted me again after that one time.
AGREE WITH SOMEONE TO KEEP THE PEACE AND ALLOW MY OPINION TO BE COMPROMISED FOR THEIR SATISFACTION
Have you ever got into a heated debate (not an argument) about something that you didn't agree with? whether it be political, religious, gaming etc. At one point differences in opinion has led to a discussion from both sides. It's fun, it's exhausting sometimes it's passionate and when you're not one of the participants of the argument its down right hysterical, and sometimes fun to throw in a comment here or there to each side to keep the debate going ;)
But have you ever just resigned to someone else's opinion that they try to push onto you?
Just to end the discussion or keep them happy because you know its affecting them?
This is one thing I refuse to do (unless the topic has little interest to me) I will not just submit to someone else trying to tell me what to believe in, even if I know it's just to keep them happy. Why? Because if you take this approach to life you will forever be told what to think and expected to always back down. Why should you have to silence your opinion to satisfy another?
If there is no way to settle a disagreement, drop the topic politely NEVER just give in and agree half heartedly or with a joke.
eg.
TOM: chips taste horrible
JOE: chips are good
TOM: No they taste mushy and wrong
Joe: actually yeah they do a bit I guess...
UNDERSTAND PEOPLE WHO JUDGE OTHERS BASED ON TATTOO ART AND BODY MODS.
I keep seeing someone share posts on Facebook from some page titled something like 'religion against tattoos' and the pictures are of thugs with tattoos and some made up story telling people not to trust someone who has tattoos.
I also have plenty of family member who tut and shun my tattoos to the point where I genuinely cant be bothered visiting them anymore, its sad because up until a couple of years ago I would visit these people weekly. But as I have matured and no longer take the shit people say I feel better not going. One of these people is my granny, the last time I seen her was in town it had been months before since then. And the first thing she said to me was 'I don't like your hair.' (It was deep red and I had plenty of compliments about it) I felt like telling her then that I didn't like her attitude but instead I made short conversation told her I would pop up and see her and haven't since, and don't plan to in the near future either.
I have no tolerance for people that are close minded to the point where they decide what you are like without knowing you.
