YoYoYoYo, what it is motherfuckers?!
I'm back from Boston. What a fucking pain in the ass that city is. Seriously, there's no point in taking the public transportation because it's such ass. The solution: walk. Oh yeah, no kidding, I think we walked 15 miles on Saturday...redickulous. It was worth it though...especially for someone who has the "asian fever"
We ate at this awesome Japanese noodle house, Mein Tei, for lunch twice. Had a SUPER cute waitress Sunday...if only I had been out there one extra day, I would've asked her out (she was smiley, flirty and didn't hate me. This is bonus). The rest of the weekend was spent wandering around, basically just being away which does so much for your headspace. Hit up this crazy billiard/bowling club & bar Saturday night called Jillian's which is right near Fenway Park. It's totally insane, definitely a must-see if you're ever there. There's foosball and the waitresses all wear short black skirts, fuck-me-boots and my favorite "whore-eyes"....that can cause a sensory overload if you're not on guard.
The highlight of the trip happened on the way to said establishment. There was a red VW GTI parked in the street, doors open with euro-techno pounding from the sound system. Next to said vehicle...CRAZY EURO DANCE PARTY complete with CRAZY EURO DUDES! Totally fucking hilarious. It spurred my friend and I to talk in our german accents for the rest of the trip. Oh the good times had in exploiting stereotypes
Now, let's see if I can survive the 4th of July. Have a huge box full of fireworks. Appendage check....all there. Report back later.
I'm back from Boston. What a fucking pain in the ass that city is. Seriously, there's no point in taking the public transportation because it's such ass. The solution: walk. Oh yeah, no kidding, I think we walked 15 miles on Saturday...redickulous. It was worth it though...especially for someone who has the "asian fever"
We ate at this awesome Japanese noodle house, Mein Tei, for lunch twice. Had a SUPER cute waitress Sunday...if only I had been out there one extra day, I would've asked her out (she was smiley, flirty and didn't hate me. This is bonus). The rest of the weekend was spent wandering around, basically just being away which does so much for your headspace. Hit up this crazy billiard/bowling club & bar Saturday night called Jillian's which is right near Fenway Park. It's totally insane, definitely a must-see if you're ever there. There's foosball and the waitresses all wear short black skirts, fuck-me-boots and my favorite "whore-eyes"....that can cause a sensory overload if you're not on guard.
The highlight of the trip happened on the way to said establishment. There was a red VW GTI parked in the street, doors open with euro-techno pounding from the sound system. Next to said vehicle...CRAZY EURO DANCE PARTY complete with CRAZY EURO DUDES! Totally fucking hilarious. It spurred my friend and I to talk in our german accents for the rest of the trip. Oh the good times had in exploiting stereotypes
Now, let's see if I can survive the 4th of July. Have a huge box full of fireworks. Appendage check....all there. Report back later.
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Oh I hear musical wankery all the time. There's a club down here called Moles and it's filled with pretentious assholes who only know 5 chords and don't ever smile. Going there 2 nights in a row will make you want to do the masturbating a shot gun into your face too. Actually I might have to turn it on them first... hmmmm...
was the waitress japanese/asian of some sorts that you wanted to mack it with? yes, i said mack. if so, WERD.
i think i remember boston not sucking toooo bad, but that was quite a few years ago.
i am very interested in girls in black short skirts, fuck me boots and WHORE eyes. i'd prolly get a girl boner.