Just have a few quick things to say about Cyndi Lauper. I never thought I'd blog about her, huh? Well, I am. I think I have and always have had sort of a crush on Cyndi. I like quite a few of her songs. The only song off of the top of my head of hers that I could probably live without is "Girls Just Want to Have Fun." BUT! If that song were never written then Weird Al would have never created that eternal classic "Girls Just Want to Have Lunch." So in it's own way it's existence is quite necessary. And even though most of her music is poppy I still say that she is punk rock. Want examples??? Too bad here they are:
1) She sang the main song from "The Goonies" (RAWK!!!)
2) I saw a clip of a concert where a bird shit in her mouth and she kept singing without missing a beat. Only someone totally punk rock can sing with shit in there mouth, ever listen to Tim Armstrong from Rancid?
3) I'm almost kinda pretty sure that maybe the song "She Bop" is about masterbating. Green Day's "Longview" is and someone told me they were punk rock.
4) and lastly, her father may or may not be Captain Lou Albano. Nuf said.
Once I had this really bizarre dream that she made a guest appearance in. It was a long and horrifying dream, but the small part she was in she was dressed up in a french maid outfit with like geisha girl make up on her face. She was chasing a pregnant woman through a house with a syringe about three feet long and a foot wide. It was filled with some kind of pulsating green fluid like it was radioactive or something. She was running and laughing hysterically. It was totally fucked up. But when I woke up from the dream I could only think to myself, "man that Cyndi Lauper looked fine." I'm not sure if I'm just totally twisted or if she really is strangely seductively sexy. I've got problems. On so many levels I wish I had never shared any of this with any of you.
I wish Captain Lou was related to me somehow (Lucky!), Mike
1) She sang the main song from "The Goonies" (RAWK!!!)
2) I saw a clip of a concert where a bird shit in her mouth and she kept singing without missing a beat. Only someone totally punk rock can sing with shit in there mouth, ever listen to Tim Armstrong from Rancid?
3) I'm almost kinda pretty sure that maybe the song "She Bop" is about masterbating. Green Day's "Longview" is and someone told me they were punk rock.
4) and lastly, her father may or may not be Captain Lou Albano. Nuf said.
Once I had this really bizarre dream that she made a guest appearance in. It was a long and horrifying dream, but the small part she was in she was dressed up in a french maid outfit with like geisha girl make up on her face. She was chasing a pregnant woman through a house with a syringe about three feet long and a foot wide. It was filled with some kind of pulsating green fluid like it was radioactive or something. She was running and laughing hysterically. It was totally fucked up. But when I woke up from the dream I could only think to myself, "man that Cyndi Lauper looked fine." I'm not sure if I'm just totally twisted or if she really is strangely seductively sexy. I've got problems. On so many levels I wish I had never shared any of this with any of you.
I wish Captain Lou was related to me somehow (Lucky!), Mike