Wow. I realized I haven't posted in a looong time. Then again I haven't been to SG in a while, either. So my apologies to everyone on my friends list whom I've not replied to. I'll try and keep up a bit better this month. Now, onto the blog!
- The girlfriend is SUPER pregnant right now. Her OB/GYN thinks she'll probably go into labor within two weeks. I'm both terrified and excited. My dad was never around when I was little, so I know that I can't really do any worse than him. Also, I know I'll probably cry when he's born. The sight of my newborn son is going to straight-up unman me.
- Speaking of OB/GYNs, when I asked ours why she went into this field of medicine, she replied, "Because I really love the vagina!" I'm going to use that answer for myself, regardless of how appropriate it is. For example, "Hey F10, why did you become a cook?"
- Today, I'm going out to buy running shoe. Tomorrow, I'll be selling a slightly used pair of running shoes on eBay!
- I donated $25 to Obama today. I'm kinda nervous about it because that last cause I donated to was Amnesty Int'. For about five years I got mailings from them implying that because I wasn't donating more, a South American child was being tortured to death. It was kind of a heavy-handed guilt trip, really. Sadly for AI, I would've donated more but those Pokemon cards and Babylon 5 T-shirts ain't gonna buy themselves!
Finally, this:
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A word of warning though. In the days after the birth, you will be discussing the event between the 2 of you, DON'T do what I did and tell her that when the baby came out it looked like an alien.