facetious73

Oh, I forgot to warn you that the $12 you were going to spend on "Ocean's Twelve" would be better spent on a pair of double cheeseburgers and a dime bag...

First of all...It's a sequel to a remake...again, a sequel to a remake...Has this ever been done before?!...Please, someone educate me if I'm outta' line here...

But secondly, I just feel if you're gonna' do it again, at least for god's sake outdue your previous efforts...Show us some friggin' respect as the paying audience not to lure us back in good faith and then sucker punch us just after we've dropped $8.50 on cherry coke and goobers...We trusted you fuckers that it'd be at least as good as the first, and hopefully even better...Why take steps back and soil the memory of the first...

CITED EXAMPLES OF GREAT PART-TWOs:

1. The Empire Strikes Back (New trilogy doesn't exist to me)
2. Toy Story 2 (Ahh...cartoons)
3. The Two Towers (Film and book)
4. The New Testament (I felt obligated since I included books)
5. Evil Dead 2 (As if I'd leave that one off)

And I could go on, but this entry is already ridiculously lengthy as it stands...In summarization...dime bag...double cheeseburgers...

~(R)~

p.s.
Let me just say that if they ever taint the purity of "Point Break", I will then have completely lost faith in mankind...