Call me weird, but it just dawned on me today that I have NEVER used an entire chapstick. I've either, lost, thrown away, or melted into my jeans pocket (doing laundry) each tube I have ever gotten my hands on. I have absolutely no recollection of ever using up that last little bit from a tube. It's completely stupid, yet utterly mind-boggling.
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roxymonoxcide:
You are not alone,my friend. It's happened to me tons of times. I have bought so many and yet where do they all go? They get lost or maybe there is a secret society of mole people who are stealing the chapsticks in attempts to regain control of the world! No. I think I just misplaced them all somewhere.