I just walked down to the bakery on the corner for a little morning coffee. I'm thinking the VERY FIRST homeless dude that used the sign "Why Lie? I Want Beer" probably made a few bucks with that one. I mean, I know the first time I saw it, I laughed. But then everyone started doing it and at this point I find that those types of signs piss me off a little. And now that brave, pioneer bum-guy is right back at square one.
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