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It has been over six months since I had a smoke! I think that I will be able to stay firmly committed to saying 'NO (thanks)'. I can go into smokey pubs and get drunk without having to be very careful to avoid smoking. One of the best things is that I have been free of non-smoking evangelism. Or to put it more clearly - I have not been an ex-smoker arsehole.

But that is about to change, at least the evangelist bit. [Listen to the choir of angels]

I need more guinea pigs. Specifically I need more smoking guinea pigs. I have helped quite a few folk stop in the last few months and so I am bringing my renown and patentable techniques to the masses (for a small/afforsable fee). Now is the time! Give me your addictions, teach me about your smoking habits/demons/behaviours...

Over the last week I have been collecting testimonials. muhahaha.

'It was like 'letting go' of an old habit'.

'He helped me see how the smoking demon was controlling my mind, and gave me the tools to banish the evil weed forever'

'In under an hour I was convinced and that it was time to stop fucking around, and that it was the time to quit. I am still free, that was three months ago'

'With his help my confidence was boosted and I resolved to tackle my addiction, the cravings were virtually non-existant, amazing!'

'That snakeoil[TM] that they put in the gum and patches works OK, but this mans LamaJuice is like the F1 of stop smoking - buy some today, It really works'

etc....

O.K. so I made that last one up. But if your thinking about quitting, or thinking about thinking about quitting, and wanna help me research this then lemme know...
[roll angelic choir]

otherwise fucking enjoy it!