Yay for cramps.
Oh wait, that's ironic.
I have seven vaginas today. haha. In my Psych of Women class, we were deconstructing Freud, and the prof brought up the concept of womb envy, as proposed by a contemporary of Freud's. In order to make the argument more salient, she used the metaphor of women carrying pencils as manifestations of penis envy (as per a standard Freudian theory), and then brought up womb envy by pointing at my friend Jay and asking how many pockets he had in his clothing today. He and I kept laughing about it in the (freezing cold) second floor hall of St. Joe's after class. THe second floor is even more full of conservatives (if not politcal/social, sexual), who thought we were the Satan with each hushed, jocular mention of the word "vagina".
So let's have an Eve Ensler moment, y'all:
YAY VAGINA!
Not yay uterus. I don't even need the damned thing. Fuckin' biology.
Okay, let's get away from anatomy for a moment shall we? (Oh, the many shades of meaning that has for a sex radical socialist feminist. . . )
A house at the end of my street is ALREADY decorated for Halloween, and has been for several days now. I mean, decked the fuck out! Shit all over the place. Look at your calender. IT'S SEPTEMBER FIFTH!!! 10 to 1 they have Christmas decorations up as soon as those go down!
Ugh. I'm so moody.
And I'm struggling with being nice lately. Lack of sleep, over-scheduling, stress, PMS. I'm a fucking ball of sunshine. Meh.
Qs:
1. What's your favorite body part (on you)?
2. What's your favorite body part on your partner (or ideal, imagined, whatever)?
3. What's your favorite body part, in general?
4. Do you find these questions offensive in a Petrarchian conceit sorta way?
5. Do you ever go numba 2 in public bathrooms?
Oh wait, that's ironic.
I have seven vaginas today. haha. In my Psych of Women class, we were deconstructing Freud, and the prof brought up the concept of womb envy, as proposed by a contemporary of Freud's. In order to make the argument more salient, she used the metaphor of women carrying pencils as manifestations of penis envy (as per a standard Freudian theory), and then brought up womb envy by pointing at my friend Jay and asking how many pockets he had in his clothing today. He and I kept laughing about it in the (freezing cold) second floor hall of St. Joe's after class. THe second floor is even more full of conservatives (if not politcal/social, sexual), who thought we were the Satan with each hushed, jocular mention of the word "vagina".
So let's have an Eve Ensler moment, y'all:
YAY VAGINA!
Not yay uterus. I don't even need the damned thing. Fuckin' biology.
Okay, let's get away from anatomy for a moment shall we? (Oh, the many shades of meaning that has for a sex radical socialist feminist. . . )
A house at the end of my street is ALREADY decorated for Halloween, and has been for several days now. I mean, decked the fuck out! Shit all over the place. Look at your calender. IT'S SEPTEMBER FIFTH!!! 10 to 1 they have Christmas decorations up as soon as those go down!
Ugh. I'm so moody.
And I'm struggling with being nice lately. Lack of sleep, over-scheduling, stress, PMS. I'm a fucking ball of sunshine. Meh.
Qs:
1. What's your favorite body part (on you)?
2. What's your favorite body part on your partner (or ideal, imagined, whatever)?
3. What's your favorite body part, in general?
4. Do you find these questions offensive in a Petrarchian conceit sorta way?
5. Do you ever go numba 2 in public bathrooms?
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1. In the past, I would've automatically said my penis, but since my weight loss, I have a greater appreciation for my chin...mostly because I only have one now, and I think that's pretty cool. LOL!
2. I am definitely a butt man! Me loves the booty!
3. I love the eyes...the gateway to a person's soul!
4. Nope...I actually enjoy the questions...just wish I could've been around more lately to participate!
5. YUCK! But...there are times when your body seizes control and you have no choice but to chance it...thank god for the seat protectors!
Seeya!