So get this. . .
I had to report fraud on my checking account today.
'Cause, you know, my life ROCKS and shit.
A company I haven't used in TWO YEARS decided to just charge me a random $25 last night. Uh what? I cancelled my membership TWO YEARS ago and they charged me again out of the blue.
Go back and read that again.
Yeah.
Who else the fuck does this shit happen to???
Matt's home. Wants to come see me. By "see me", I mean "do me".
I'm excited, but a little weird. My P's being funny this month. It's here but not, if that makes any sense. I have all the symptoms, and I had a little bit of something coming out last night, but not real P. It's weird. Last two months were reg. And that's when I was losing most of my weight. I've lost a lot of weight (25 pounds now!!!) and I'm stressed as fuck, and my schedule has been wacky. I also haven't gotten laid in three months and some change. So. . . I dunno. Half of my friends are also having P drama lately. I've had to hold a couple of hands through pregnancy tests. How scary is that shit? Both of them got neggies, which is what they wanted, but they're making me think. But I've lost almost ten pounds and had three Ps since the last time I got laid, so. Oh, and my P isn't actually due for another couple of days. So. . . Gah! But I've been a PMSing bitch for over a week. I blame my friends. Everyone's cycle got fucked up so far this semest.
(nev mind, I have the P from hell this morning)
Anyway, I have to go study.
I had to report fraud on my checking account today.
'Cause, you know, my life ROCKS and shit.
A company I haven't used in TWO YEARS decided to just charge me a random $25 last night. Uh what? I cancelled my membership TWO YEARS ago and they charged me again out of the blue.
Go back and read that again.
Yeah.
Who else the fuck does this shit happen to???
Matt's home. Wants to come see me. By "see me", I mean "do me".
I'm excited, but a little weird. My P's being funny this month. It's here but not, if that makes any sense. I have all the symptoms, and I had a little bit of something coming out last night, but not real P. It's weird. Last two months were reg. And that's when I was losing most of my weight. I've lost a lot of weight (25 pounds now!!!) and I'm stressed as fuck, and my schedule has been wacky. I also haven't gotten laid in three months and some change. So. . . I dunno. Half of my friends are also having P drama lately. I've had to hold a couple of hands through pregnancy tests. How scary is that shit? Both of them got neggies, which is what they wanted, but they're making me think. But I've lost almost ten pounds and had three Ps since the last time I got laid, so. Oh, and my P isn't actually due for another couple of days. So. . . Gah! But I've been a PMSing bitch for over a week. I blame my friends. Everyone's cycle got fucked up so far this semest.
(nev mind, I have the P from hell this morning)
Anyway, I have to go study.
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Male gingko trees ain't got no fruit!
Also, I liked how you spelled it "godshit". I would think God's dumps are odorless.
I am sorry your periods have been a bit all over the place lately. It sucks that women have period pains. You would have thought that evolution could have come up with a way for women to be fertile without having to put up with pain and discomfort but obviously not.