faceeraser

So I'm at this local show saturday night headbanging, and someone must have gotten pushed into me and I cracked my eye off the back of their head. I have no way of confirming this as I didn't see it actually happen, but I'm just assuming. So I have this awesome black eye now that I can finally see out of again. But no one wants to believe it was just a headbanging accident. I have to make up stories like "I boxed a kangaroo in Florida" or "I was feeding an emu and it pecked me in the eye" or "some guy thought I looked like that douche from New Moon and thought it would be funny to punch me in the face so I beat his ass and then fucked his girlfriend" to keep them entertained.

It was kind of entertaining..Earlier in the day, before the show, I was telling a couple guys from work I was going to get in a fight and they needed to be there to back me up. None of them showed up, so the next morning I sent them a picture of my eye and they all freaked out and started apologizing and saying they didn't think I was actually going to get in a fight. Good times.