The Gristle Wagon (name still pending) is up and running again after the starter started shooting sparks and almost caught on file. What do you mean the positive and negatives are not suppose to touch? It's OK. I only arc welded the terminals together. First thing we need it for is this Sunday as we open for...
P E E L A N D E R - Z
It's a song about me! Soooo excited! We have 3 of our songs completely done which we will give away at the show. Peelander-Z is right up our alley. They should love us.
(Complete change of direction)
I think I work at the American Idol store. We usually send stuff to Carrie Underwood's band while out on tour, Chris Sligh just dropped $13k on studio equipment and Bo Bice (who is an exceptionally nice guy BTW) bought a guitar processor today. I don't even watch the show which makes for an interesting conversation with them.
Unfortunatley, I did not win the Powerball for $258 million... but this guy did.

Jesus hillbilly! Buy some new teeth!
No, really. He actually did win it.

P E E L A N D E R - Z
It's a song about me! Soooo excited! We have 3 of our songs completely done which we will give away at the show. Peelander-Z is right up our alley. They should love us.
(Complete change of direction)
I think I work at the American Idol store. We usually send stuff to Carrie Underwood's band while out on tour, Chris Sligh just dropped $13k on studio equipment and Bo Bice (who is an exceptionally nice guy BTW) bought a guitar processor today. I don't even watch the show which makes for an interesting conversation with them.
Unfortunatley, I did not win the Powerball for $258 million... but this guy did.

Jesus hillbilly! Buy some new teeth!
No, really. He actually did win it.

Im kind of off of piano right now, but at least I know with future instructors Ill need to tell them that I cant work on technical aspects + expression at the same time, so if you want me to work on expression, dont correct my technical aspects and vice versa. I know once I get back to a reasonable level of proficiency, itll be much easier to work on everything at once, but Im definitely not there now. Oh, and Id like to find someone who understands that 40-year-old hands that havent played in almost 20 years dont have all of the required dexterity at first. Did that instructor not believe me when I told her my fingers couldnt physically do what she wanted me to do? So weird. Maybe I should resume my clarinet or flute lessons instead (I was pretty musical at one point in my life) . . .
Good luck with your show!
or maybe this:
Haven't you always loved Peelander-Z? I seem to remember multiple past blogs from you about them. Hope you have a fabulous show this Sunday. You've got way better plans than me. I think I just have a date with my laundry.