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So... Why is it that every girl that thinks I'm cute/funny/dateable lives far away from me? I found out last night that there was a girl at the Halloween party that was crushing on me. I had no idea. I guess I really am oblivious to these things. Anyway, I talked to her some that night but she kept following me around. Our mutual friend, Sara, put 2 and 2 together and figured out what was going on but decided not to ask me about it until last night. Great, whatever, give me her number. Oh yeah, she lives in Chicago. WTF?! Why give me hope then shut me down? So now I have girls all over the country that like me but none are here. Happy Mikey.... Sad Mikey.

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