i am going to break this shit down into bite-sized pieces as not to overwhelm...
Medical:
Medical:
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If you were wondering where I've been, I've been in the hospital with cellulitis in my right leg. It woke me up at 5 in the morning of Tuesday, I sat there shaking and having the pain get worse until 8 when I heard one of my roommates up asked him to drive me to the ER. 7 days later I got out. I was going stir crazy. All the hot nurses were in the ER. I had one that was OK. She seemed a bit ditzy though. Anyway, while I was in, they had to put in a PICC line (super long IV that feeds from your arm to your chest). After getting released, I was having some pain where the line ended in my chest. Called the doctor and he said there was ABSOLUTELY no way I could feel the PICC. "Uless you are wired differently than every other human on the planet, you didn't feel it". We argued for a minute but assured me it was nothing. One new issue: My right foot is swollen. Not just swollen but looks like someone blew up a latex glove. At one point in time yesterday, my foot was sooo fat, my toes didn't touch the ground.
Now I am trying to be a good boy and stay off my feet, keep my right foot elevated and take my meds but I've got miles to go.
One good thing: Workers Comp!!! YAAYYY!!!
If you were wondering where I've been, I've been in the hospital with cellulitis in my right leg. It woke me up at 5 in the morning of Tuesday, I sat there shaking and having the pain get worse until 8 when I heard one of my roommates up asked him to drive me to the ER. 7 days later I got out. I was going stir crazy. All the hot nurses were in the ER. I had one that was OK. She seemed a bit ditzy though. Anyway, while I was in, they had to put in a PICC line (super long IV that feeds from your arm to your chest). After getting released, I was having some pain where the line ended in my chest. Called the doctor and he said there was ABSOLUTELY no way I could feel the PICC. "Uless you are wired differently than every other human on the planet, you didn't feel it". We argued for a minute but assured me it was nothing. One new issue: My right foot is swollen. Not just swollen but looks like someone blew up a latex glove. At one point in time yesterday, my foot was sooo fat, my toes didn't touch the ground.
Now I am trying to be a good boy and stay off my feet, keep my right foot elevated and take my meds but I've got miles to go.One good thing: Workers Comp!!! YAAYYY!!!
The Girl:
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Oh man. Where to begin. Right before I moved to Nashville, Martha and Ralph broke it off... because he cheated on her. Of course I didn't find this out until months after I moved. She found me on facebook about November and wrote me a letter. She tells me that she wished I hadn't moved and that I was the only friend of Ralph's that she thought was cool and interesting. So... I laid my cars on the table. I told her everything... I mean everything. How I'd had a thing for her for YEARS but never did anything about it because I was friends with Ralph. The fact that I would love to see her at parties but at the same time would hate it because there was nothing I could do. I told her how close I came to completely being a dick to her so she would hate me and make it not hurt so much. From this I was expecting one of 2 responses: 1) The "Let's be friends" or 2) "I'm just not into you". Her response: "Now, you need to move back". She said she cried because she never thought anyone would put her on a pedestal. Ralph never did.
So now, 2 weeks ago, I head back up to Bodymore and post it on facebook while I'm waiting in the airport. She responds "I really want to see you. Name the place and time and I will be there." So I met her for lunch. Of course she looked absolutely ADORABLE!! We talked for about 3 hours and parted ways. While leaving she gave me a big hug and whispered in my ear "I wish you didn't live so far away", kissed me on the cheek and then she was gone. I just melted. Then again, she probably could have said "chicken liver is half price at the Safeway" and I would have had the same reaction.
Dammit!! I have a bunch of reasons to move back to Baltimore but now I actually have a good one.
Oh man. Where to begin. Right before I moved to Nashville, Martha and Ralph broke it off... because he cheated on her. Of course I didn't find this out until months after I moved. She found me on facebook about November and wrote me a letter. She tells me that she wished I hadn't moved and that I was the only friend of Ralph's that she thought was cool and interesting. So... I laid my cars on the table. I told her everything... I mean everything. How I'd had a thing for her for YEARS but never did anything about it because I was friends with Ralph. The fact that I would love to see her at parties but at the same time would hate it because there was nothing I could do. I told her how close I came to completely being a dick to her so she would hate me and make it not hurt so much. From this I was expecting one of 2 responses: 1) The "Let's be friends" or 2) "I'm just not into you". Her response: "Now, you need to move back". She said she cried because she never thought anyone would put her on a pedestal. Ralph never did.
So now, 2 weeks ago, I head back up to Bodymore and post it on facebook while I'm waiting in the airport. She responds "I really want to see you. Name the place and time and I will be there." So I met her for lunch. Of course she looked absolutely ADORABLE!! We talked for about 3 hours and parted ways. While leaving she gave me a big hug and whispered in my ear "I wish you didn't live so far away", kissed me on the cheek and then she was gone. I just melted. Then again, she probably could have said "chicken liver is half price at the Safeway" and I would have had the same reaction.
Dammit!! I have a bunch of reasons to move back to Baltimore but now I actually have a good one.
Questions, Questions, Questions:
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Well dmac is the only one who asked questions so she shal get the answers:
1) Flight or invisibility -- which would you choose and why?
- Flight mainly because I would only use invisibility to be pervy
2) What WOULD you do with a 6-pack of Vaseline, a shoe horn, Jiffy pop, a stapler and a baby seal? wink If your answer is interesting enough, I'm mailing the stuff to you stat.
- Actually everything except the seal I saw in a guys basket at Walmart @3am. WTF do you need those Items at 3am?
3) Tightie whities or boxers?
- Boxers, I haven't worn tighty whities since I was like 10
4) Your absolute favorite and best treat in the world is _____? (I'm talkin' food here)
- This changes by the season. Apple cobbler in the fall, my famous waffle cookies in the winter, warm brownie a la mode in the spring, and orange or raspberry sherbet in the summer
5) One little known fact about you is _____.]
- I still hold my high school's record in shot put... I think
Well dmac is the only one who asked questions so she shal get the answers:
1) Flight or invisibility -- which would you choose and why?
- Flight mainly because I would only use invisibility to be pervy
2) What WOULD you do with a 6-pack of Vaseline, a shoe horn, Jiffy pop, a stapler and a baby seal? wink If your answer is interesting enough, I'm mailing the stuff to you stat.
- Actually everything except the seal I saw in a guys basket at Walmart @3am. WTF do you need those Items at 3am?
3) Tightie whities or boxers?
- Boxers, I haven't worn tighty whities since I was like 10
4) Your absolute favorite and best treat in the world is _____? (I'm talkin' food here)
- This changes by the season. Apple cobbler in the fall, my famous waffle cookies in the winter, warm brownie a la mode in the spring, and orange or raspberry sherbet in the summer
5) One little known fact about you is _____.]
- I still hold my high school's record in shot put... I think
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You know how you said I should ask about safe words during speed dating? I didn't do it during the speed dating, but I recently used it in a conversation with Mr. SpeedDate.
Thanks for the crush.