The one thing you won't catch me doing is shopping at Whole Foods. I have been to the one here a couple of times and my roommate works there. Those pampas snooty rich-bitches that shop there make me sick. I apologize to anyone who does shop there that is reading this. Ya'll are cool. I just can't stand the people who complain that they sell beef that didn't come from Whispering Meadows Farm in Ontario or throwing a fit because they ran out of green olives on the salad. Kiss my ars!
On a lighter note, last night I went to see a friends band play. They were a 80's hair metal cover band and they were awesome! All the guitar parts were right on and some of them were extremely difficult. Everyone came in their best/worst 80's outfit and I went in the "Mustache Rides 5 cents" outfit I wore to ECCT. When people saw pictures of it from before they said I looked like a porn director. When they saw it last night they said I looked like a coke dealer. Anyway, there is a girl I work with that I have been wanting to hit on and she was there last night. Problem is that I am not her type... at all. She likes these skinny Emo boys that I could snap in half or some famous musician. So I figured I'd make a couple of moves last night to get the ball rolling. Didn't work. She was hanging all over the skinny drummer. Shaft!!! That's OK. He is moving to Chicago tomorrow. This might be one of those situations where I pull a Jerry Maguire, quit in grand fashion and ask her out in one move. If it works, great. If not, fuck it. Plus, against all advice from dmac and madscience, she is younger. I have kept my eye out for an older woman in this town that is cool and is not looking for me to be the father to her 3 kids, but all I find are cougars. 
I have a Facebook page now. Friend me cause I have like 4 right now and I am trying to look cool.
Well tomorrow is the last day I can eat whatever I want. That's right kids, I am going on a diet. My mother has tried to convince me for YEARS that this low carb diet works. Fuck that piece of shit! Fuck it in the mouth! I have tried it before and I always feels sluggish and irritable. I cannot go to the gym if I feel like ass now can I? So I am going old school, low fat. Most of the stuff I like has a low fat alternative. Whole milk is now 1%. Beef is replaced by chicken. But I did commit my own cardinal sin. I swore I would never buy this...
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Ozzy one for sure, but for the sound not the words really.
Bruce ...yeah about the same.