This will be the animal planet update:
1) Skunk: The other night my roommate and I were outside. He was sitting on the steps by the front door and I was facing him with my back to the street. All of a sudden he says" Skunk... SKUNK" as if it was right behind me. I didn't move as to not startle it and get sprayed. So I ask where it is and he says it is out in the street... 100 ft away. Bastard. That was the biggest skunk I have eever seen. We also have a black cat that lives here but stays outside most of the time. All I could think about was Pepe LePew...
I'll just keep the white paint locked up.
2) Spider. The one in particular that lives behind my side mirror and EVERY night makes a web between it and my door. And every day I rip it down. I tried taking compressed air and blowing him out... no luck. So last night I went to Bed Bath and Beyond getting down pillows cause I love the down pillows and when I came out guess who was making a web? I flicked him off and drove away quickly so he couldn't recover. Nice!!!!
A little over 2 weeks to my birfday. 30 bitches, 30!
1) Skunk: The other night my roommate and I were outside. He was sitting on the steps by the front door and I was facing him with my back to the street. All of a sudden he says" Skunk... SKUNK" as if it was right behind me. I didn't move as to not startle it and get sprayed. So I ask where it is and he says it is out in the street... 100 ft away. Bastard. That was the biggest skunk I have eever seen. We also have a black cat that lives here but stays outside most of the time. All I could think about was Pepe LePew...
I'll just keep the white paint locked up.
2) Spider. The one in particular that lives behind my side mirror and EVERY night makes a web between it and my door. And every day I rip it down. I tried taking compressed air and blowing him out... no luck. So last night I went to Bed Bath and Beyond getting down pillows cause I love the down pillows and when I came out guess who was making a web? I flicked him off and drove away quickly so he couldn't recover. Nice!!!!
A little over 2 weeks to my birfday. 30 bitches, 30!
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
And Jill a dull girl? Too late -- I think I've already pinned the needle on the dull meter.
It'll ease up in a few weeks.