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In celebration of Columbus Day, I think it's appropriate for me to take credit for previously discovered inventions and observances and name them according to my whim. The telephone was invented not by Alexander Graham Bell, but by me, and is called the magic voice getter. The push-up bra is the small and saggy tit enhancer, Tuesday is Threesday, and Easter is Zombie Jesus Day.
So Happy Columbus Day! Celebrate murder and the glorifying of fucking up!