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Son. Of. A. Piss. I hate being poor. Because of the poor situation, I am without the internet for the time being. HOWEVER. I do check in here and there on random locations of t3h intarweb.

Well, I'm too lazy to write an actual blog BUT. I finally got the hotel room for Comic-Con booked! Woo!

Oh, and today was the first day of p90x....
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Oh man. I'm about to play the first D&D campaign since fucking high school. FLY BY NIGHT THE MOUNTAAAAIIN DEEEEW

Lately, my pretense is making Chuck Bass seem like Hannah Montana.

Other than that, pictures and maybe even videos of the Tri-Birthday bash for Nates, Blayne-Blayne, and Massett as soon as...TOMORROW.

Hooooow...was everybody's weekend?

I'm bored. Effing socialize with me digitally.

NOW.

Confusion + 1/3 depression = eating 75 % of a little Caesar's pizza.

The most depressing part is that the only equations I can figure out are ones that I fabricate with factors that have no real numeric or mathematical value whatsoever.

Fuck being left-brained.

I immediately regret drinking two Spikes today.

But watch these. Fer reals.






Edit: And now apparently we are going to have the worst blizzard in the history of ever.

I just have this to say: Meteorologists are to science as typical douchebag contestants on Wheel of Fortune are to knowledge.

It's 7:30 AM and already this is a shitty day. Fuck monetary dependence. I was GONNNA get tattooed again on Monday, but nooooooo. Stupid fucking car has to goddamn breakdown last night, so I just came back from dropping it off at the shop. Why the piss can't I be more manly and look at my own car and know what's wrong? BLAH.

HOWEVER. I...
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Okokokokokok, this one's really short, but I just have to blurb this EVERYWHERE cause I'm so excited.

I found out today that I'm getting a work pass to San Diego Comic-Con this year!!!! OWOW! Yeah, I'm a huge nerd, but whatevs. I'm gonna be working a booth with Nate and Blayne slinging memorabilia merch for this guy that my friend Tatum knows. So yeah, if...
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Ok cheesy line ahoy. The perfect adaptation exists, and it's American.

Baha. Ok, so I just got back from a midnight release of Watchmen, and yeah. LOOOOVED it. Ok, so SPOILER Alerts, AND I'm warning you, I'm probably going to sound like a total pretentious douche, but whatevs. Click on, if you wanna read.

Aaaaaahhh, holy piss I might've finally bagged myself an apprenticeship. Just waiting on a phone call...

Wish me luck!!

Yep. It's official. I'm a queen. Why you ask?

Because of this:




Fucking. Love. It.

People can be so mean without even saying anything

Ooohh, Pandora.tv. How I adore you for keeping me company on these goddamn cold Colorado nights.

Yes, I realize it's only 36 degrees, and that makes me a pussy.

I have no body hair. It's goddamn cold. Goddamn.

I should start writing more.

I said goddamn.