Ok I rented Freddie VS Jason last night and was sorely dissappointed. Why in the hell are movies like this made? Watching this movie made me think of past sports heros that just can't let go of their fame and keep coming back again and again to try for one last shot. They finally come back enough times to make you vomit.
This movie was not what I expected it to be in any way shape or form. Sure I watched the previews and they looked pretty good. Well as good as you could ever think this movie could be. They had some cool effects and stuff like that. So I pushed play on the VCR. Didn't DVD this one, felt like going retro.
The movie starts like all gore/slash films from the 80s used to and that is with BOOBS!. Thank god for stability in the film industry. They like tradition as much as I do. If something works, stick with it. BOOBS! work, will always work and have always worked. Hurrah. Then it went to shit faster than than the all you can eat Grand Buffet lunch special. It took me on a wild ride of shitty kills, crappy characters and more holes in the plot than the St Valentines day massacre. Kids escaping from the mental institution who are on the run yet somehow end up back at their family homes and in their dead brothers car and one and one and on. I felt like someone had stuck a machete through my bladder.
Now I know what you are saying, its a Jason movie or its a Freddid movie. So what. The old ones were at least somewhat realistic. This looked like a cross between an Anime and a Wayans brothers comedy. Lots of blood squirting everywhere, so many squishing sounds that I think they got a sound effects cd and let it run on continuous andd drug jokes a flowing. Not to mention the Jay from Jay and Silent bob fame look alike that they had in there. Jason was played by a new person who was not near as good as Kane Hodder. If you gonna do Jason for gods sake get it right. Freddie was just sad. Lacking the zeal and zip he used to have, he was just there. I could have took a dump in my hand and been more exciting.
So what was my verdict on this one. C R A P!. So what if it's been the most anticipated mega horror star fight of the century. I would have had more fun watching 2 crackheads fight over a dead hooker.
I give this one a 2
They don't make smilies for taking a dump so here is my own version of a rectum. (__*__)
This movie was not what I expected it to be in any way shape or form. Sure I watched the previews and they looked pretty good. Well as good as you could ever think this movie could be. They had some cool effects and stuff like that. So I pushed play on the VCR. Didn't DVD this one, felt like going retro.
The movie starts like all gore/slash films from the 80s used to and that is with BOOBS!. Thank god for stability in the film industry. They like tradition as much as I do. If something works, stick with it. BOOBS! work, will always work and have always worked. Hurrah. Then it went to shit faster than than the all you can eat Grand Buffet lunch special. It took me on a wild ride of shitty kills, crappy characters and more holes in the plot than the St Valentines day massacre. Kids escaping from the mental institution who are on the run yet somehow end up back at their family homes and in their dead brothers car and one and one and on. I felt like someone had stuck a machete through my bladder.
Now I know what you are saying, its a Jason movie or its a Freddid movie. So what. The old ones were at least somewhat realistic. This looked like a cross between an Anime and a Wayans brothers comedy. Lots of blood squirting everywhere, so many squishing sounds that I think they got a sound effects cd and let it run on continuous andd drug jokes a flowing. Not to mention the Jay from Jay and Silent bob fame look alike that they had in there. Jason was played by a new person who was not near as good as Kane Hodder. If you gonna do Jason for gods sake get it right. Freddie was just sad. Lacking the zeal and zip he used to have, he was just there. I could have took a dump in my hand and been more exciting.
So what was my verdict on this one. C R A P!. So what if it's been the most anticipated mega horror star fight of the century. I would have had more fun watching 2 crackheads fight over a dead hooker.
I give this one a 2
They don't make smilies for taking a dump so here is my own version of a rectum. (__*__)
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