Ok went to see Cold Mountain.
Hated it. Sorry to everyone that liked it but I didn't. It reminded me of a cross between Deliverance, Homers Odyssey and Eye wide shut. Lemme list the reasons I thought this movie BLEW.
1 Acting. Comon where did they get this dialogue from? The actors had no option BUT to act crappy. My pizza guy deliveres a better performance when he's late than every actor in this film. If they win an Oscar for this then all the voters should be hanged.
2 Actors themselves. Can we try and squeeze more actors in this movie. The film lacked enough substance for even 3 big name actors let alone the cavalcade that they enlisted for it. The casting agent should be shot as well. Let's go to the cabin scene with the 3 naked women. I was not aware that Breast implants were invented that far back. Here I thought it was the 70's that saw the developement of the implant. But nooooo it was the Civil war that first saw implant action. Don't believe me, watch this scene and the girl that bends over to show her rear end has implants. Also the accents sounded like some Frat guys trying to be english gentlemen after the Georgia/Tennesee game. Horrid.
3 Length. My ass was cold long before the mountain was in this one. I think it was KIA about 45 minutes into the movie. Then it stayed asleep for the duration. This thing was waaaay too long for what they did. They could have done everything in that movie in 1 hour. All they did was add filler.
Ok those are the top 3 reasons why this movie rates in chunks land for me. This is bad because the boobs didn't even enlighten me. They were just wasted efforts to make this Titanic film stay afloat for 2 more mins. Sink baby sink and get it over with.
Don't go see this one unless you want to be bored into insanity.
I give this one a 2
for eveything listed above.
Tigerlili i'm responding tonight.
Hated it. Sorry to everyone that liked it but I didn't. It reminded me of a cross between Deliverance, Homers Odyssey and Eye wide shut. Lemme list the reasons I thought this movie BLEW.
1 Acting. Comon where did they get this dialogue from? The actors had no option BUT to act crappy. My pizza guy deliveres a better performance when he's late than every actor in this film. If they win an Oscar for this then all the voters should be hanged.
2 Actors themselves. Can we try and squeeze more actors in this movie. The film lacked enough substance for even 3 big name actors let alone the cavalcade that they enlisted for it. The casting agent should be shot as well. Let's go to the cabin scene with the 3 naked women. I was not aware that Breast implants were invented that far back. Here I thought it was the 70's that saw the developement of the implant. But nooooo it was the Civil war that first saw implant action. Don't believe me, watch this scene and the girl that bends over to show her rear end has implants. Also the accents sounded like some Frat guys trying to be english gentlemen after the Georgia/Tennesee game. Horrid.
3 Length. My ass was cold long before the mountain was in this one. I think it was KIA about 45 minutes into the movie. Then it stayed asleep for the duration. This thing was waaaay too long for what they did. They could have done everything in that movie in 1 hour. All they did was add filler.
Ok those are the top 3 reasons why this movie rates in chunks land for me. This is bad because the boobs didn't even enlighten me. They were just wasted efforts to make this Titanic film stay afloat for 2 more mins. Sink baby sink and get it over with.
Don't go see this one unless you want to be bored into insanity.
I give this one a 2
for eveything listed above.
Tigerlili i'm responding tonight.
we snuck into LOTR instead.
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