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Thursday Dec 28, 2006

Dec 27, 2006
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I got a list of quotes from the old lady that are really cool. In fact, they were suppossed to go on the bottom side of the toilet seat she made me. (If you don't know what I'm talking about, see last entry.)

Anyhow, here they go

"Always do sober what you said you would do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
-Ernest Hemingway

"An Inteligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools."
-Hemingway again

"Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean it's not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement."
- Charles Bukowski

"Sometimes, you just have to pee in the sink."
- Buk again

"Stupidity has a knack for getting it's way."
-Albert Camus

"It would be absurd if we did not understand both angels and devils, since we invented them."
-John Steinbeck

"The more one is hated, I find, the happier one is."
- Louis F. Celine

"The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scots as a joke, but the Scots haven't gotten the joke yet."
- Oliver Herford

"If it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever."
-David Letterman

I must be with the right woman for her to be able to find quotes that almost perfectly fit my personality. Not only that but they were also written or said my some of my favorite authors as well.

The holiday went well.

I hope it was the same for everyone else.

No she didn't like being called Connie. wink
VIEW 24 of 24 COMMENTS
glassheart:
D and 7th, borderline Fairview
Jan 15, 2007
glassheart:
haha, no ill resist temptation.

I go to cal state. I probably drive by your house. well, maybe not, because I go up second.
Jan 15, 2007

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