After we fucked, I had a bright idea. "Let's go ghost hunting before I take you home." "Where?" Beth said. "Not out to that Slaughterhouse." "Nah." "I ain't going out there Matt." So when we got there, she was pissed. "Fine, let's go." So I began fucking with her. "I got a bad fealing. Roll your window up. Lock your door. I got a real...
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Well ,enough whining. Thanks for the encouraging words all you lovely ladies. Eyeballkid loves ya! I'm off to a party tonight at my brother's. Got my stetson, my pointy shoes and a bottle of cheap vodka. I'm running that party. So, my cat Pestilence broke a $300.00 statue of a roman gladiator I had on my coffee table. I was exceptionaly pissed. Still am, but...
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fuji:
when i was in second grade i almost got suspended for sexually harassing some dude. i wrote a "dirty" letter to him, saying it was from some other ho in the class. it was excellent.
eyeballkid:
HOLY FUCK! THEY FINALLY CAME OUT WITH A NIGHTSTALKER MOVIE. RENT IT, BUY IT, LIVE IT! i'm watching it now. My idol.
ANYONE WHO SAYS THEY DON'T WANT THE AMERICAN DREAM IS A FUCKING LIAR! Oh, you disagree shitface? So what do you want outta life? I DON'T KNOW, BUT I DON'T NEED MONEY AND A LITTLE MRS. TO KEEP ME HAPPY? Oh, really? Happy on your own are ya? Fine. Go ahead and keep pushin' that envelope, fighting a system that doesn't even know your name....
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obsidian_:
I just don't think he'll understand...for if you tell my heart my achy breaky heart he might blow up and kill this clan? wooooooooooo
oh yeah i had the oppertunity in junior high to be in the video.....thank goodness i declined...my friends all are in it with big and poofy hair.....the best going to a theme park years later and sitting in the eating hall where they show videos and it comes on...and they have to relive their horrible junior high exsistence
oh yeah i had the oppertunity in junior high to be in the video.....thank goodness i declined...my friends all are in it with big and poofy hair.....the best going to a theme park years later and sitting in the eating hall where they show videos and it comes on...and they have to relive their horrible junior high exsistence
eyeballkid:
Pestilence just broke a $200.00 statue I had on my coffee table. That's what happened to the last cat. I'm quite mad.
So here was my bright idea. (See past journal entry to understand what the hell I'm talking about.) A few nights ago, I got an idea in my head that it would be wonderfully ingenious to get incredibly trashed and go on a barrage of journal commenting, in which I would write as many people as I possibly could before passing out. The most important...
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alexis:
I got your package it rules!!!! Ever I ever meet you, I will promptly start making out with you on the spot.
xoxo Alexis
xoxo Alexis
sylvie:
poot.... i'm a hot girl... 
In a startling jolt, Franklin snapped into cognizance, his mind still psychosomatically drunk from the night before, demanded an explination for the disturbance. It could be one of two things, it surmised, either the pounding outside his third floor apartment widow, or the black form standing arrogantly on his bare chest. His crust-riddled eyes, apparently unionized, did only as much as was asked of them,...
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supernovice:
Yep... Family Circus, sucks the big one.
Interesting stroy beginning, you've got there. Have you read any of Piers Anthony's Incarantaions of Immortality series? I bet you'd dig it if you haven't. If you have, then you already know what I'm refering to. Good luck with the book.
Interesting stroy beginning, you've got there. Have you read any of Piers Anthony's Incarantaions of Immortality series? I bet you'd dig it if you haven't. If you have, then you already know what I'm refering to. Good luck with the book.
johnny_crotchrot:
dON'T CALL ME SCUM. yOUR THE SCUM CAUSE YUO TALK SHIT ON JOSS. scum. wHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUGT FURNACE FEST?
I just got back from my first party in god knows how long. As that jerk-face Mcclaren would say, it was a fabulous disaster. When I got there it came to my attention that I was one one two over the age of 16, so as such, I had to help on the beer run. Figures. My ex was there and she forgot her I.D....
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nycwriterguy:
wow, that was an awesome journal entry. puke in the fridge.
if you are old, I must be dead.
if you are old, I must be dead.
devilleerot:
that totally tops my weekend of going to bill's donuts at 3 in the morning just to confuse the new girl by ordering a bucket. and just so you know you really can buy buckets at bills.
Financial aid blows like a thief in the night, or whatever. I'm too tired for clever analogies. Why? Because I spent 1,000 damn hours filling out grant and loan crap, only to find out I'm fucked because my dad, who lives in Evansville, Indiana, whom I see about once every two months, makes good money, even though I've been self-sufficent since the day I graduated...
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crazygrrl:
Fuck, that's a lot of coffee! Just get the student loans and go. Not ideal, but it'll get out of the way quicker.
Great fantasy about your overflowing tub. Sounds like you just got to clean up the mess though.
Great fantasy about your overflowing tub. Sounds like you just got to clean up the mess though.
alisa:
1. no i don't know pitboss2000 ~~yet~~
2. sorry i haen't gotten back to you sooner but this is great because i'm reading that you want to move to cols. and i'm all for that. more sgers in cols the better i think.
3. what's up with the april 4th reference? why is that day so special to you? to me it's special because my guy was born on that date.
so i'm all for weddings and celebrations of love on that day~~trhat and june 9th my wedding day.
4. i was thinking about that the other day when i was writing: T~H~E~I~R what's up with that? oh well that just proves the point that there's always a way around even the most basic rules.
xxx
2. sorry i haen't gotten back to you sooner but this is great because i'm reading that you want to move to cols. and i'm all for that. more sgers in cols the better i think.
3. what's up with the april 4th reference? why is that day so special to you? to me it's special because my guy was born on that date.
so i'm all for weddings and celebrations of love on that day~~trhat and june 9th my wedding day.
4. i was thinking about that the other day when i was writing: T~H~E~I~R what's up with that? oh well that just proves the point that there's always a way around even the most basic rules.
xxx
Gee golly, but I'm peeved. Some would go as far as to say down right pissed, coincidentally I am one of those people. Recently I have acquired an inquisitive little number, a c.d. intitled 'You Comes Before You' by a certain cinco-tet by the moniler of 'Poison the Well'. Now, admitedly I have indulged in this (as my dear father puts it) musical orchestra's prior...
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alisa:
hey...someone else from ohio
just stopped by to say welcome
just stopped by to say welcome
punknitemike:
if metal is what yr looking for.... check out these detroit rock city ladies... BROADZILLA... they play dayton on a pretty regular basis actually... check em out:
http://www.detroitmusic.com/broadzilla
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/broadzillafanz
http://www.detroitmusic.com/broadzilla
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/broadzillafanz
I am for the first time trying out my far-too-expensive wireless headphones and I have now lost any sense of reality I may have once had. I put on the Matrix Reloaded soundtrack and went to the kitchen for some water and an my cat Pestilence began to twitch. I said "What's up Pest?" It was then he began morphing, slowly at first, till he...
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Kay, I finally got a profile pic and stuff in 'my pics' though that camera was a tooootal piece of crap. But atleast you get the jist of 'em. Me and Germ got rained out at King's Island and only rode 3 rollercoasters. It sucked. Then his girlfriend started yelling, oh god. I got a headache. Plus I got a safety meeting at 6:30 in...
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sylvie:
foiled again!
devilleerot:
as you read these words i want you to hear in your mind the laughter of one eddie murphy.
i've been soooo bad at journal hopping lately. but i'm taking care of all that tonight.
much love and you have to go to the big pink house party next month...you just have to..you guys have no choice.