Did you know that if you have a common cold, and you only eat about once every two days and never sleep and drink every night, your cold will never die?
LISTEN! DON'T SHIT IN MY MOUTH AND CALL IT A SUNDEA! BESIDES I DON'T COME DOWN TO WHERE YOU WORK AND SLAP THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!
Sorry, that was some exerts from the Mr. Show dvd I just bought. So where have I been? Deathly ill. My ears are clogged on top of that, which is severely fucking up my equilibrium. The bad thing is when I go to work everyone things I'm drunk, which admittadly sometimes I am. The good thing, it only takes two drinks to get me loaded. Like now.
Anywho, I'm about to be layed off, I think. So, I'm celebrating, UNEMPLOYEMENT HERE I COME.
Oh, by the way, my ex left me because of something she read while nosily spying on my profile on this site. So, in honor of her, hi Beth. Fuck you. Bye.
LISTEN! DON'T SHIT IN MY MOUTH AND CALL IT A SUNDEA! BESIDES I DON'T COME DOWN TO WHERE YOU WORK AND SLAP THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!
Sorry, that was some exerts from the Mr. Show dvd I just bought. So where have I been? Deathly ill. My ears are clogged on top of that, which is severely fucking up my equilibrium. The bad thing is when I go to work everyone things I'm drunk, which admittadly sometimes I am. The good thing, it only takes two drinks to get me loaded. Like now.
Anywho, I'm about to be layed off, I think. So, I'm celebrating, UNEMPLOYEMENT HERE I COME.
Oh, by the way, my ex left me because of something she read while nosily spying on my profile on this site. So, in honor of her, hi Beth. Fuck you. Bye.
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sorry, whatever....i hope you feel better soon! don't worry about getting laid off it just means that you are meant for sumthin' more..i know "fuckin' optimist" anyhow, i hope you feel better soon