Allright, Im' back. Let me first say that I just had the best time I've had in a LONG LONG time. The whole four days, not one single bad thing happened, everybody was slap happy, and I'm talking about all the 300+ people at the campsite, and every night was like a HUGE white trash block party. Here are some highlights.
Friday. I show up, go to the game room which has Centipede, Missile Command, pool tables, air hockey, all kinds of old school games, and a juke box with an ACDC live album, two Mullets Rock albums and other various punk stuff. We get trashed with some dude from the Chicago ghetto, and play some pool. I ran the table to Metal Health (Bang Your Head). Night falls and we start a HUGE bonfire. The girls show up, Allen's woman and her friend. I instantly fall in love with Allen's new woman, who looks remarkably like Tegan, but restrain myself cause he's my boy, and I can't betray my boys. EVER! Never-the-less, by this point I've drank way too much, so I start to ramble. I show off with some magic tricks and run off to the playground to pass out.
Saturday. Wake up, shower with spiders, play pool with Allens dad and actually win once. He has god knows how many trophies, but for the whole trip, I'm ON! I'm in the zone. I'm witty, graceful, and charming. I'm pretty sure I left with a lasting impression in every one's hearts. Anywho, I have beer battered burgers for breakfast, lunch and dinner. That night is a masked ball. NO SHIT! A masked ball. The d.j. is a punk rocker from Dayton, so we coax him into risking his job for the good of punk worldwide. He plays Misfits, NOFX, Rancid etc. all night. I slow dance (for the first time in my life) with Allen's woman where she tells me if it wasn't for him, she would be all over me. I say, please, don't! Lonnie (chicago dude) whips out his portable dvd player and we watch porn and drink wine. We make total asses of ourselves hanging on the animals at the mini-golf course. Once again I pass out.
Sunday. Woke up, more burgers, more games, we play drunken bingo, the block party is HUGE! Everyone's laughing and drunk, no tension exists anywhere. It truely was remarkable, there was absolutly no tension between hundreds of strangers, including me, and I'm known suffer from panic attacks and start unneeded fights. I start hitting on this hot girl I met by the swingset till I find out she's 14. Scavenger hunt, drunk trivia, etc. insues. I meet a 13 year old genius/pool shark/wit-spitter and I ramble on for hours to him about why it is that he rocks so hard. I get flashy with my card tricks again and have jumping contests with Allen off of the swings, acquiring a myriad of bumps and bruises. Then, I pass out.
Monday. I wake up, eat meat, drink wine, play chess with the owner, and say my goodbyes. Heartbroken, we drive back to Ohio.
Numerous hilarious moments flecked throughout the trip but they're so numerous I can't name them. But, I can say this, I had a GOD DAMNED blast. And I came home to 26 messages on my machine. Somebody likes me. Heh. Alright, off to the carshow. See ya!
Oh, I'll have the pics up eventually. Heh, the State is one.
Friday. I show up, go to the game room which has Centipede, Missile Command, pool tables, air hockey, all kinds of old school games, and a juke box with an ACDC live album, two Mullets Rock albums and other various punk stuff. We get trashed with some dude from the Chicago ghetto, and play some pool. I ran the table to Metal Health (Bang Your Head). Night falls and we start a HUGE bonfire. The girls show up, Allen's woman and her friend. I instantly fall in love with Allen's new woman, who looks remarkably like Tegan, but restrain myself cause he's my boy, and I can't betray my boys. EVER! Never-the-less, by this point I've drank way too much, so I start to ramble. I show off with some magic tricks and run off to the playground to pass out.
Saturday. Wake up, shower with spiders, play pool with Allens dad and actually win once. He has god knows how many trophies, but for the whole trip, I'm ON! I'm in the zone. I'm witty, graceful, and charming. I'm pretty sure I left with a lasting impression in every one's hearts. Anywho, I have beer battered burgers for breakfast, lunch and dinner. That night is a masked ball. NO SHIT! A masked ball. The d.j. is a punk rocker from Dayton, so we coax him into risking his job for the good of punk worldwide. He plays Misfits, NOFX, Rancid etc. all night. I slow dance (for the first time in my life) with Allen's woman where she tells me if it wasn't for him, she would be all over me. I say, please, don't! Lonnie (chicago dude) whips out his portable dvd player and we watch porn and drink wine. We make total asses of ourselves hanging on the animals at the mini-golf course. Once again I pass out.
Sunday. Woke up, more burgers, more games, we play drunken bingo, the block party is HUGE! Everyone's laughing and drunk, no tension exists anywhere. It truely was remarkable, there was absolutly no tension between hundreds of strangers, including me, and I'm known suffer from panic attacks and start unneeded fights. I start hitting on this hot girl I met by the swingset till I find out she's 14. Scavenger hunt, drunk trivia, etc. insues. I meet a 13 year old genius/pool shark/wit-spitter and I ramble on for hours to him about why it is that he rocks so hard. I get flashy with my card tricks again and have jumping contests with Allen off of the swings, acquiring a myriad of bumps and bruises. Then, I pass out.
Monday. I wake up, eat meat, drink wine, play chess with the owner, and say my goodbyes. Heartbroken, we drive back to Ohio.
Numerous hilarious moments flecked throughout the trip but they're so numerous I can't name them. But, I can say this, I had a GOD DAMNED blast. And I came home to 26 messages on my machine. Somebody likes me. Heh. Alright, off to the carshow. See ya!
Oh, I'll have the pics up eventually. Heh, the State is one.VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
clara:
Oh my. You do live the good life. And no, I didn't eat it.
pureblu12225:
all in one weekend huh sheesh 