eyeballkid

So here was my bright idea. (See past journal entry to understand what the hell I'm talking about.) A few nights ago, I got an idea in my head that it would be wonderfully ingenious to get incredibly trashed and go on a barrage of journal commenting, in which I would write as many people as I possibly could before passing out. The most important factor in this plan was to write only people who had no idea who I was and make absolutly no sense whatsoever. Therefore, I would confuse them into clicking onto my own journal to find out what the hell was wrong with me. The intended goal was to hit on as many hot girls as I could possibly find and get as many comments on my own journal as humanly possible.
Unfortunatly, I got a bit too drunk (on vodka sours... , i was out of Old Crow and tonic water) and ended up getting confused. As a result I ended up sending the wrong comments to the wrong people. So, guys got comments that were intended for hot girls, and hot girls got comments that made absolutly no sense. I ended up adding all hot girls I found as friends and warned them to do the same. Threatening some. Now, I am not apologising, because I, after sobbering up, found this pretty hilarious. Much to my surprise, my planned worked, getting 25 replys. Which did aid in boosting my ego. Which wsa the plan.
Some people got offended, and to them I say, tough shit. But I did discover a few new people I simply adore, I.E. heavenlystranger and Kimmi ( who I believe I sexually-inter-acausted...ackosted?...where's my dictionary...oh who cares?) So wait, what the hell was I talking about? Oh, it's not important. I wonder if the Braves beat the Astros...