eyeballkid

I am for the first time trying out my far-too-expensive wireless headphones and I have now lost any sense of reality I may have once had. I put on the Matrix Reloaded soundtrack and went to the kitchen for some water and an my cat Pestilence began to twitch. I said "What's up Pest?" It was then he began morphing, slowly at first, till he was Agent Smith. "Greetings Mr. Peck" and he reached back and put two flat hands into my solar plexis sending me into the Framed picture of the Rat Pack. I shook it off, flipped to my feet and naturally a very intense fight scene occured. I am happy to report that I am still alive, though in a fair amount of pain, and Smith is gone, for now anyway. Anyway reality...What was I talking about. I'm afraid to put on my new 'Haunted' CD for after it is finished I may find myself over the dismembered body of my white-trash neighbor, and that can't happen. Not again. I've moved homes far too many times to avoid the long arm of the law. Now if you'll excuse me, I can't keep the oracle waiting.

Whoa, what just happened? Why am I typing at my computer? The last thing I remember was me hanging with the Rat Pack. I think that blow a may me concussion given have, I gotta down lay, cause hurts my brain and sleepy I'm...