eyeballkid

Mmmm. Gin and tonic. Why did I decide to write this? I've nothing of intrest to say. I'm gonna use a smiley. Here goes nothing. I used that one cause it looks like a pirate. I used to be a pirate. I played Johnny Depp in that movie, Pirates of the Caribean. I know I didn't spell that right. Then I went home and fucked Winonna Ryder. I got the tattoo to prove it. Not the Winonna thing, the pirate thing, holy shit! I think I spelled Winonna wrong too! The love of my imaginary life and I can't even spell it. People don't mix liquer and spelling. Or vermouth and saki! CHRIST! That was a mistake. So any body here from franklin? Oh, wait this isn't a chat room. What am I doing? I saw Weasel on the guest page. I thought he moved to Middletown next to, umm, Jenny. Oh, you don't care. Just come on along with the black rider. I want your company. Man! I'm writing fast! Okay, back to drinking and listening to Tom Waits with only Frank the scorpion, Flinch and Pestilince as company. Boo-Hoo. Maybe I should call...