Dear New Pants:
I love you. I want to live in you my entire life. Never change.
XOXO,
Me.
Yes I have new pants and yes, they are nifty. Uber low rise, black pants.
Other than that I guess there isn't much to say...
Oh, I went to a BBQ / hot tub party last night. Afterwards a second party. Good times were had. Jell-O shooters were had. How many were had, I have no idea. I seem to remember licking Jell-O off of my friend's chest at one point in the night. Somehow I'm always the one who is encouraged to have some sort of girl on girl interaction, and the encouragement is always from the girls. I get all the ladies.
Summer seems to be ending. It's getting colder. There's that chill in the air... that horrible, horrible chill.
I could use some sushi right now.
I love you. I want to live in you my entire life. Never change.
XOXO,
Me.
Yes I have new pants and yes, they are nifty. Uber low rise, black pants.
Other than that I guess there isn't much to say...
Oh, I went to a BBQ / hot tub party last night. Afterwards a second party. Good times were had. Jell-O shooters were had. How many were had, I have no idea. I seem to remember licking Jell-O off of my friend's chest at one point in the night. Somehow I'm always the one who is encouraged to have some sort of girl on girl interaction, and the encouragement is always from the girls. I get all the ladies.
Summer seems to be ending. It's getting colder. There's that chill in the air... that horrible, horrible chill.
I could use some sushi right now.
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Sandman, I'm so alone.
Don't have nobody to call my own.
Please turn on your magic beam.
Mister Sandman, bring me a dream.
Then I splashed water on him and ran away giggling. I don't think I'll ever sleep again. Ever.
And yeah, I think Mr. Crocodile Hunter is traumatized. At first, I thought it was just a really good orgasm. But his face hasn't changed, its like hes petrified or something. Those monkies do have damn sharp teeth. I'd be traumatized too.
But I'm jealous of your party and your pants. Its too bad said party didn't occur in your new pants. Or maybe it did. That would be very interesting. Jello shooters in the pants. This is just going to a whole other place, so I'll stop right there. Go get some sushi though, and eat some for me too, because I have none.