I need a new body. This one is damaged, again. I ripped back my toenail on my right foot's big toe. Sexy as fuck. It's blood mayhem under, on and around the nail itself. Throbbing like crazy. It's my new love.
Fucker is the word of the day, feel free to use it in a creative sentence.
I'm going to make sweet, sweet, love to my pillows right now... then pick up my stitched up baby from the vet. She had her girlish guts ripped out yesterday afternoon. Poor thing. I'll take some photos of her later n stuff. She's cute, I promise.
Off to the land of the giant bed I go, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho. Well, I guess it's not that giant... just seems that way when I'm the only one in it.
Update: Tonight I was peed on by my cat and I puked in the middle of my street today from inside a car. Sober at that. I'm going back to bed before I get sick again. Fucking die stomach.
Fucker is the word of the day, feel free to use it in a creative sentence.
I'm going to make sweet, sweet, love to my pillows right now... then pick up my stitched up baby from the vet. She had her girlish guts ripped out yesterday afternoon. Poor thing. I'll take some photos of her later n stuff. She's cute, I promise.
Off to the land of the giant bed I go, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho. Well, I guess it's not that giant... just seems that way when I'm the only one in it.
Update: Tonight I was peed on by my cat and I puked in the middle of my street today from inside a car. Sober at that. I'm going back to bed before I get sick again. Fucking die stomach.
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id fucker for a sucker
You might want to prepare some spare pillow cases for the post-love-making sleeping. Unless, of course, you're into that bodily 'freshness'. Oh yeah. Bring it on. Stains. Delicious.
I am a sick puppy. Beware of me.