Went to a doctor today. He said it's all over.
I am going to die.
He then realized he had looked up the wrong term in his Palm Pilot. What a goof.
I like it when doctors are young, hot and goofy. I need to get sick more often.
So for the time being, "squirts" is the word. Squirts of eye drops that is. They sting horribly and I hate them... with a vengeance. Yet, for some reason, I have an incessant yearning to use them. Why must pain feel so good?
Also, Tostitos Salsa Con Queso is fabulous with Tostitos "Bite Size" Rounds.
Wish that was a paid advertisement.
In conclusion, my day now leads me to ask -
Where's the beef?
I am going to die.
He then realized he had looked up the wrong term in his Palm Pilot. What a goof.
I like it when doctors are young, hot and goofy. I need to get sick more often.
So for the time being, "squirts" is the word. Squirts of eye drops that is. They sting horribly and I hate them... with a vengeance. Yet, for some reason, I have an incessant yearning to use them. Why must pain feel so good?
Also, Tostitos Salsa Con Queso is fabulous with Tostitos "Bite Size" Rounds.
Wish that was a paid advertisement.
In conclusion, my day now leads me to ask -
Where's the beef?
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acidevangelist:
feel better
evolution:
You optic masochist, you. Kinky...