halloween is my favorite holiday. already today i've had nothing to eat but candy, and although i gotta study right now, i'm going to get massively shitfaced very soon. i still haven't decided if/what i will disgues myself (sigfried and roy is the best idea so far), but that's really irrelavent. skull and bat paraphenalia is go. fun fact: i did the sex for the first time 6 years ago today. how about that. pretty old and pretty depressed, that's what i am. not really, actually, cos it's motherfuckin halloween, and i'm going to be drunk and possibly in drag within hours. and hopefully halloween vagina(s) will be go too. and reeses peanut butter cups. and vaginas made of reeses peanut butter cups. aiight.
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