So today, Iwoke up from a quick nap to go to work at 5:30a and one of the least pleasant days of the year occurred......
To begin, the hangover was right up there with getting cracked over the head with a 2x6 over and over again. Soon the blurry vision and naseua were overcome- Then I decided that it was in fact the most opportune moment to smash the holy fucking b-jesus out of my left thumb. Now, Usually on the job, when someone gets hurt they scream at the top of their lungs all crazy & shit- However, the real pain is evident when no sound is uttered- just a bunch of jumping and swearing, followed by aimless high speed wandering around in circles...( they call this trying to get away from the pain) Needless to say, I though (and still kinda think) that I broke my thumb. Y'all should see the psycadelic colors this thumb is turning right now- Oh yeah- It still huts like shit!
After all of that, you'd think that was enough for one day- Wrong!!! I later recieved a phone call from a "legal represenative" of the hospital I stayed at when I had my motorcycle accident.... I mean mistake. Yeah- so "sir, you need to pay $6010.04 on or before the 1st of nov. or we will be forced to proceed in garnishing your wages....FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"But don't worry sir, It'll only be (exciter76 hears calculator buzzing off like crazy in the background) Well, 245 bucks a week" FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyone care to purcase my soul?
Hope all of your days went better than mine!
At least I'm still alive- (So I can work for the rest of my life to pay this shit off)
That is all.
To begin, the hangover was right up there with getting cracked over the head with a 2x6 over and over again. Soon the blurry vision and naseua were overcome- Then I decided that it was in fact the most opportune moment to smash the holy fucking b-jesus out of my left thumb. Now, Usually on the job, when someone gets hurt they scream at the top of their lungs all crazy & shit- However, the real pain is evident when no sound is uttered- just a bunch of jumping and swearing, followed by aimless high speed wandering around in circles...( they call this trying to get away from the pain) Needless to say, I though (and still kinda think) that I broke my thumb. Y'all should see the psycadelic colors this thumb is turning right now- Oh yeah- It still huts like shit!
After all of that, you'd think that was enough for one day- Wrong!!! I later recieved a phone call from a "legal represenative" of the hospital I stayed at when I had my motorcycle accident.... I mean mistake. Yeah- so "sir, you need to pay $6010.04 on or before the 1st of nov. or we will be forced to proceed in garnishing your wages....FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"But don't worry sir, It'll only be (exciter76 hears calculator buzzing off like crazy in the background) Well, 245 bucks a week" FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyone care to purcase my soul?
Hope all of your days went better than mine!
At least I'm still alive- (So I can work for the rest of my life to pay this shit off)
That is all.
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niobe:
niobe:
Feel better, I hope you have a good weekend. 