Wednesday Jul 06, 2005

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swear to fucking god...Boomhaur (from King of the Hill) just called my fucking home phone. I couldnt understand anything he said so i just hung up. Hasnt called back since. So this is what, my 3rd update for the same day??? Yep. Piss off...

I swear, trying to catch the ice cream trucks in my neighborhood is like trying to run through a tornado. I heard it down the street so i grabbed some money and ran outside. As soon as i got to the end of my driveway, the bastard floors it and turns onto Dixie nearly causinga wreck. Thats the third time this has happened. Not since the beginning of summer, since the beginning of JULY....

I went to Jeffs house to give him a ride to work. He needs a new car. I also talked to Shawn about My weekend Camping trip. We're going to the gorge....YAY! and i will be a drunkard the whole weekend. I also plan on rolling my ass off. Its been what, half a year since the last time i did X? Damn...im overdue on that one! Should be fun! I know Jeff will bring the pot. And everyone will be bringing the booze. Im excited! drunken debauchery in the woods....like a FOX! ha. That plus lots n lots o birthday lovins!

starla:
When I was 6 or 7, I stopped the ice cream truck, but after a long look at the menu, I decided I didn't want anything after all. The ice cream man grumbled "fuckin' kids" as he started up the engine. I was completely shocked. I went inside and I was crying and I made my dad call the police. My poor dad had to call the police and have a police officer come to our house and record my statement about how the ice cream man used the f word.
because I was spoiled oink

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