evilwillow

I pretty much try to make it a practice to be as drunk as possible, as often as possible. it makes the world taste good.

first, my nuts are not going anywhere. much less get hit.

second, all those numbers were confusing. i can't count that high.

third, i was obviously lying before cause now i just counted to three.

fourth, *kapow*. i smacketh thee.

ha.