wooeee Im back finally ... apologies for any ignored msgs or anything but I have spent most of the last 2 weeks laid up with a bug which forced me to lie in bed feeling like death and have only just started pottering about like some pathetic .. thing.
I know it has probably looked like I have been on line continually for about 2 weeks, but thats because I can never be bothered to log off hehe
Anyway, I know my legion of fans (!) must be dying to hear how I got on with my two issues, viz.. smoking and working. Well, the illness worked in my favour for both of them. being bed bound weaned me off the patches (as I couldn't get my shit together enough to buy any) so now its something like a month without a smoke and it has been pretty much the easiest thing I have ever done, so guys .. patches is the way forward but don't believe it when they (i.e. the patch manufacturers) tell you that you need to wear their patches for 10 weeks. Yeah right, frankly if you can go 3 weeks without a cigarette, stopping the patches will not be a problem. Oooh and because you tend to wear the patches over night too, you have the most amazing dreams which I am really missing now
And no work either, missed two vague interviews cos I was too ill so all is good in my world! Yay!
The clocks go back tonight in the UK, thus plunging us into primordial darkness until the spring. I am stocking up on comfort food and dvds and I intend to go into full time hibernation in my wardrobe in amongst the spare duvets and pillows. i will to all intents and purposes slow down my bodily functions so much that I will be clinically dead; only the Haagen Dazs drip in my arm will give any onlookers a clue that I am still a fully functioning human being. I may enter blogs/comments/messages on here but only at a rate of one letter every 3 days.
In march I will emerge, bleary eyed but svelte, into the sunny morn and will totally freak out at the realisation that I have given birth to two baby polar bears and now need to feed them by smashing through the ice floes to get to seal cubs.
Or something.
Buh bye xoxoxox
I know it has probably looked like I have been on line continually for about 2 weeks, but thats because I can never be bothered to log off hehe
Anyway, I know my legion of fans (!) must be dying to hear how I got on with my two issues, viz.. smoking and working. Well, the illness worked in my favour for both of them. being bed bound weaned me off the patches (as I couldn't get my shit together enough to buy any) so now its something like a month without a smoke and it has been pretty much the easiest thing I have ever done, so guys .. patches is the way forward but don't believe it when they (i.e. the patch manufacturers) tell you that you need to wear their patches for 10 weeks. Yeah right, frankly if you can go 3 weeks without a cigarette, stopping the patches will not be a problem. Oooh and because you tend to wear the patches over night too, you have the most amazing dreams which I am really missing now
And no work either, missed two vague interviews cos I was too ill so all is good in my world! Yay!
The clocks go back tonight in the UK, thus plunging us into primordial darkness until the spring. I am stocking up on comfort food and dvds and I intend to go into full time hibernation in my wardrobe in amongst the spare duvets and pillows. i will to all intents and purposes slow down my bodily functions so much that I will be clinically dead; only the Haagen Dazs drip in my arm will give any onlookers a clue that I am still a fully functioning human being. I may enter blogs/comments/messages on here but only at a rate of one letter every 3 days.
In march I will emerge, bleary eyed but svelte, into the sunny morn and will totally freak out at the realisation that I have given birth to two baby polar bears and now need to feed them by smashing through the ice floes to get to seal cubs.
Or something.
Buh bye xoxoxox
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seachelles:
glad to hear you're feeling better.
machiavel:
hello