...and so there was this dog right, and he was telling me to kill the leprechans, so i did. But, when the leprichans were all dead the dog just sat there licking his balls and wouldn't even give me the time of day. So while this talking dog is licking his balls, this hooker comes up and says "Damn I gotta raise my prices, now they're starting to do it all by themselves"...
emily:
Yes....... you ARE very hot on the outside...