i am the sprinkle genie...
maelwys:
Um, so what is you sprinkle then?
maelwys:
That should be 'what is it you sprinkle then?'. Sorry, I'm knackered.
they never look in the boxsprings...
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sigh:
they never look in the dryer either... 
sigh:
im seeing MSI and DFD Nov 15th and 16th...im taking a road trip...woot woot!!
if it's true then shes dead...
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emily:
Did you kill.......
emily:
If it's true....I'M dead....
by the power of grayskull!!!!
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mirkwoodmaiden:
*hides peanut butter jar* 
emily:
Ok.......the joke was ok...
peanutbutter death blanket...
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go_lately:
on satin jelly sheets
emily:
i found some fake blood at work,so i put some all over my arm,and hands.....it looked like i cut myself too(and i do cut myself a lot at work..) I ran up to my boss holding my arm,but i couldnt stop laughing...i fell down laughing holding my arm...my boss just gave me a fucked up look,and said that i've lost it....too bad i had to fuck it all up and laugh....meh...I hope that i didnt tell this to you already....heh....
i got a friend this little donkey
and im his favorite little honkey...
and im his favorite little honkey...
emily:
OH grandpa likes it!
It's so much fun to fuck with him..hahahaha.....
It's so much fun to fuck with him..hahahaha.....
emily:
someone punched me in the face.....I think I liked it too..hehehe....
well...GOD DAMN!!!...
emily:
Eh?
emily:
I have a vagina,so you have a crush on me..
...and so there was this dog right, and he was telling me to kill the leprechans, so i did. But, when the leprichans were all dead the dog just sat there licking his balls and wouldn't even give me the time of day. So while this talking dog is licking his balls, this hooker comes up and says "Damn I gotta raise my prices, now...
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emily:
Yes....... you ARE very hot on the outside...
...and I was like damn I NEED candy now i just dont want it...
emily:
I've got some candy for you........It's in my pants!!hahahahah good one huh? You should use that line some time,it gets ALL the chicks....
good one huh? You should use that line some time,it gets ALL the chicks....two hookers and an eight ball
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sigh:
im struggling to keep my edge
with 2 hookers and an 8ball baby
with 2 hookers and an 8ball baby
emily:
Work sux,and I have to be there in about an hr...grrrrrr
i have a boglin living in my toilet...
emily:
I have a evilrabbit living in MY toilet.....HA
captain_deez:
ah ... that's not a boglin
the squirrels are plotting against me...
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emily:
I fuckin' suck huh? AHAHAHAH ummm yeah I do
emily:
I'll make YOUR cunt bleed for 7 days!!ahahahahhaa