evilmonkeymuffin

So.

I have a friend.



She's getting married.



We've been friends a long time and she's asked me to say a few words at the reception.



What I've just learned is her wedding has been chosen for filming by a reality TV show.



So my somewhat witty remarks will not now merely fall on the ears of the 180 guests in attendance, but possibly (depending on the editing) on many, many more.



I'll let ya know if there's any reason to tune in.



Anyone with any good toasts or ideas is welcome to share.