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I was coming home today and I saw a truck with "COCK" written on it. When i saw what kind of truck it was I got greatly disturbed....it was an ice cream truck.

Then I set my burrito on fire frown
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vampsinthe78:
I'd probably be disturbed if I knew what a burrito was. Is that as easy to do as accidently blowing up a microwave with some foil wrapped butter? blush x
sonofmorrissey:
Well, at least you didn't set your COCK on fire...wait...

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So here's what's going through my mind. I'm alittle weirded out. I recently ran into a friend of mine i hadn't seen in awhile. Ever since crossing paths again I can't stop thinking about them. It's really weird. Last night I had a dream about them....and usually if I wake up and go back t sleep I'll dream about something else right? No. I had...
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faseplant:
Awww... I had a dream about you last night too! Haha... dammit I'm fuckin funny. Hey, you missed an awesome show the other night! Where was ya? frown
faseplant:
I hear that.
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I'M IN LOVE...................

WITH A PAIR OF SHOES


who's wants to be the hero?size 8. wink

aww come on my birthday is a month away. wink
woohoo click me!
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neverdie:
this hero is broke due to me moving again sorry frown
girly:
cute! hopefully someone will buy them for you... kiss
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I don't like being woken up at 10 AM by a firecracker. Fucker...Some bitches were gonna get cut....until I saw there was breakfast on the table.
Is it wrong that I stayed up til 7 AM beating my friends' asses in PacMan and Mortal combat...haha...BITCHES!
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morbidangel:
Ha ha! Mortal Kombat reminds me of fat cheerleaders and stupid dance routines at boring rallies. tongue

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tdoggy33:
damn..someone needs anger management classes ! biggrin miao!!
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I've lost hope in finding intelligent life at my work....this guy asked me how to zip up a jacket today. I stared at him with my mouth open.

Another gem from my mom....

Mom: " Where would someone get seafood around here? It's so hard to find"
Me: "yeah it sure is ...SINCE WE LIVE BY A BAY"
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morbidangel:
You're sooo fucking cute! wink
Crap! I don't know how to post a pic from my comp. into here... This is where that picture of you looking like an evil, dirty little $*#@ was going to go. eeek It's HOT!
Oh well... I'll just stare at it and touch myself. puke
If you get bored, call me. Whatever you want to do, my treat.
Peace bok bok bok
sonofmorrissey:
No seafood in months that end in 'er'!!!

My Mom today...

Me: Driving down to socal tomorrow without the board...too much hassle to strap it to the car and I can't go fast...just gonna borrow one.

Mom: OK honey, have a safe trip, don't let the cops catch you.

My mom rules.
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So I decided that since my birthday is coming up relatively soon (october 14)....I should do a wishlist or whatever.

well here it is. http://www.delias.com/wishlist.do. Just search for it by my email. evillynnstrife@aol.com.
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ashleigh0787:
You're probably right.
ayla:
Oh. Oh yeah. You told me about that a while ago.

Well, I forgot!
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This weekend was great =) AFI's set in and of itself was great. The only thing that sucked was the little kids trying to push and trample each other just to get closer to Davey. Lame. Now they're bitching about how it was the "drunk people." No retards....it was you.

I went to he curiousa afterparty. it was fun. Danced a lot of course =)...
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dead_betty_dyes:
thanks for the set list tongue
ayla:
me: Aight, gonna go get me some lemonade and pickles first though, then bed.

Niki: Damn you!
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so I saw social distortion. It was fucking amazing. They opened with Cold feelings. No Bad Luck but it's okay. Mike Ness tosses his pic to me. That made me feel good....but did he have to bounce it off my boobs?
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deathcabforuglie:
we used to play hacky sack when i was in college..and the girls that would play would always catch the sack with their boobs...like it was a little shelf....and your guitar pic bouncing of your boobs story reminds me of that..
also i was looking a few entries back..and i have a funny dick piercing story:...so this guy i knew told me once that he pierced his own dick...and i guess he started off with a large gauge..because he said he had been fighting with his roommate prior to the piercing...so he blew the chunk on penis flesh that was in the hollow needle into his friend's soup...and his poor roommate ate it without knowing...that's what i was told anyway...
xoxo,
j
genghiskhan:
I love Social Distorion.


LOVE LOVE LOVE them. When I have a rough week I always end up blasting "story of my life" all day
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Today....I'm going to see Social Distortion. I'm sooooo excited!
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cunninglinquist:
sounds good to me
billiejoe:
eep! they are so good live... and mike ness is hottness!! biggrin
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Mom: I'm gonna cook some tofu and rice in a second
Me: Oh so you're cooking some tasteless crap?
Mom: Tofu isn't tasteless
Me: *blank stare*

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laputa64:
tofu stirfry is good.
ashleigh0787:
you had better like it. i'm going to be cooking that at our "dinner"

kisslove kiss,
Ash


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