1. As *nsync would say, God must have spent a little more time on you. What,
exactly, did God spend more time on?
My winning personality.
2. If you had to start your own war against something, what would it be and why? Also, what would the protestors do in protest, to show they think your war is evil?
I don't know. But I asked Courtney and she says she would start a war on overfishing. And her protestors would buy lots of fish and throw them at her. But I secretly think she would like that.
3. In the movie of your life, who would play you and who would play your lover?
Kate Winslet + 30 lbs, and Jack Black could be my lover because he'd make me laugh my ass off.
4. What flavor of diet coke do you next want?
Super-carbonated flavor.
5. Insert picture of what you think is the best.hair.ever.
My own. Se profile.
6. If girls had penises and boys had vaginas, who would you date/fuck?
A penis isn't in my dating criterion. But once I got in a huge fight with my ex about if I was a hermaphrodite--would he still date me? He said no, and I got all upset. Really. I think that odditities are sexy. Not that I wish I was a hermaphrodite. I might regret telling this story.
7. Have you ever farted in public? if so, what were the circumstances?
Yes. Probably lots of times. But, you know, whoever smelt it dealt it.
8. Tell one crazy I cant believe how drunk I was story.
Gotta be that time I drank too much after I lost a bunch of weight and crawled through my livingroom where my roommate and new boyfriend were hanging out as my pants were falling down, then puked cheetohs on to my balcony, and then fell asleep.. Next day there was neon orange puke on my neighbor's balcony. Whoops.
9. Ideal Christmas stocking?
One with a free degree in it, and an orange of course.
10. Who is Britney Spears soul mate?
Christina Aguilera
11. What is the one book you think everyone should read?
Everyone? Probably the Bible. Then all those xtians would know what they're talking about and all of us non-theists as Debbie would say would know what we're talking about. And everyone else would know what we're freaking out about.
12. At your heaviest, how much did you weigh? Liar.
I'm a girl, so yeah right like I'm telling.
13. Ever puked and run? Tell us your story, then join our club.
Hmmm...not in my adult life, but once I puked on the lunchlady's new shoes as she was talking to ta 6th grader. OOOOOHHH a sixth grader. I got to go home early that day and the janitor came and put saw dust on it.
14. Tell one too tired to finish masturbating story, then join our club.
This happens pretty frequently. Sometimes I stop because I'm afraid the roommates can hear my vibrator and thinking about that causes me to lose interest.
15. Write down three true facts, and one lie. Don't tell us which one is the lie.
I wrote a 40-page paper on hurricanes in 5th grade
I've witnessed hundreds of bodies burning at once--and poked them
I had lesbian sex in Italy
Amazingly enough, I'm not in debt
16. Insert your favorite cute/cuddly picture (just to make us smile).
Well, I think this picture of Gadget is pretty cute:
17. If you cooked a dinner for someone you were head over heels in love with, what would you cook?
I guess it would be some kind of Indian dish. boring!
18. If you had to write something on your forehead and walk around with it all day, what would it be?
Dope.
Ha ha ha ha
19. What is your favorite piece of art, and would you please post a picture of it below?
Always loved this one by Klimt.
'Danae'
20. Would you have sex with Xena, Warrior Princess? What would it be like? Also, if you said no, are you crazy? What are your reasons for declining?
Fuck yeah. It would be sexy and corny just like the show.
21. Whats your favorite animal? show us.
I don't have one, but here's a real picture of Napolon Dynamite's favorite animal--the Liger
22. If you were a color, what color would you be? Why?
Green because it makes me feel complete.
23. What turns you on? If it invovles a ball gag, please describe.
I can agree with fierhawk on this one:
"A good kisser god damn there is nothing that can be better than someone who just knows how to kiss and if you cant I definitely wont stick around very long."
24. On a scale of 1 to 10, how dumb is it to decline the above question by answering 'that's too personal' ?
This is Sg. Would anyone here really do that?
25. Why are ball gags sexy?
eww
26. Do you have any personal opinions on ice trays?
Now I do. Thanks, fierhawk!
27. What's the most painful thing you've ever had done to you/done to another person during sex?
Nothing specific sticks out. There's always hair-pulling and smacking and scratching a stuff, but I like that.
28. If you had to be stranded for the rest of your life on a desert island and pick one person to go with you, would you pick someone you could really talk to or someone who gave you the best sex of your life? If you say both, youre a fucking whore.
I guess I'm a fucking whore.
29. What is the biggest insult someone could tell you?
That I'm not very smart I guess. And really mean it. That would burn.
30. If you were/are a big dyke, would you wear the strap on or would your partner
We could share that duty.
exactly, did God spend more time on?
My winning personality.
2. If you had to start your own war against something, what would it be and why? Also, what would the protestors do in protest, to show they think your war is evil?
I don't know. But I asked Courtney and she says she would start a war on overfishing. And her protestors would buy lots of fish and throw them at her. But I secretly think she would like that.
3. In the movie of your life, who would play you and who would play your lover?
Kate Winslet + 30 lbs, and Jack Black could be my lover because he'd make me laugh my ass off.
4. What flavor of diet coke do you next want?
Super-carbonated flavor.
5. Insert picture of what you think is the best.hair.ever.
My own. Se profile.
6. If girls had penises and boys had vaginas, who would you date/fuck?
A penis isn't in my dating criterion. But once I got in a huge fight with my ex about if I was a hermaphrodite--would he still date me? He said no, and I got all upset. Really. I think that odditities are sexy. Not that I wish I was a hermaphrodite. I might regret telling this story.
7. Have you ever farted in public? if so, what were the circumstances?
Yes. Probably lots of times. But, you know, whoever smelt it dealt it.
8. Tell one crazy I cant believe how drunk I was story.
Gotta be that time I drank too much after I lost a bunch of weight and crawled through my livingroom where my roommate and new boyfriend were hanging out as my pants were falling down, then puked cheetohs on to my balcony, and then fell asleep.. Next day there was neon orange puke on my neighbor's balcony. Whoops.
9. Ideal Christmas stocking?
One with a free degree in it, and an orange of course.
10. Who is Britney Spears soul mate?
Christina Aguilera
11. What is the one book you think everyone should read?
Everyone? Probably the Bible. Then all those xtians would know what they're talking about and all of us non-theists as Debbie would say would know what we're talking about. And everyone else would know what we're freaking out about.
12. At your heaviest, how much did you weigh? Liar.
I'm a girl, so yeah right like I'm telling.
13. Ever puked and run? Tell us your story, then join our club.
Hmmm...not in my adult life, but once I puked on the lunchlady's new shoes as she was talking to ta 6th grader. OOOOOHHH a sixth grader. I got to go home early that day and the janitor came and put saw dust on it.
14. Tell one too tired to finish masturbating story, then join our club.
This happens pretty frequently. Sometimes I stop because I'm afraid the roommates can hear my vibrator and thinking about that causes me to lose interest.
15. Write down three true facts, and one lie. Don't tell us which one is the lie.
I wrote a 40-page paper on hurricanes in 5th grade
I've witnessed hundreds of bodies burning at once--and poked them
I had lesbian sex in Italy
Amazingly enough, I'm not in debt
16. Insert your favorite cute/cuddly picture (just to make us smile).
Well, I think this picture of Gadget is pretty cute:
17. If you cooked a dinner for someone you were head over heels in love with, what would you cook?
I guess it would be some kind of Indian dish. boring!
18. If you had to write something on your forehead and walk around with it all day, what would it be?
Dope.
Ha ha ha ha
19. What is your favorite piece of art, and would you please post a picture of it below?
Always loved this one by Klimt.
'Danae'
20. Would you have sex with Xena, Warrior Princess? What would it be like? Also, if you said no, are you crazy? What are your reasons for declining?
Fuck yeah. It would be sexy and corny just like the show.
21. Whats your favorite animal? show us.
I don't have one, but here's a real picture of Napolon Dynamite's favorite animal--the Liger
22. If you were a color, what color would you be? Why?
Green because it makes me feel complete.
23. What turns you on? If it invovles a ball gag, please describe.
I can agree with fierhawk on this one:
"A good kisser god damn there is nothing that can be better than someone who just knows how to kiss and if you cant I definitely wont stick around very long."
24. On a scale of 1 to 10, how dumb is it to decline the above question by answering 'that's too personal' ?
This is Sg. Would anyone here really do that?
25. Why are ball gags sexy?
eww
26. Do you have any personal opinions on ice trays?
Now I do. Thanks, fierhawk!
27. What's the most painful thing you've ever had done to you/done to another person during sex?
Nothing specific sticks out. There's always hair-pulling and smacking and scratching a stuff, but I like that.
28. If you had to be stranded for the rest of your life on a desert island and pick one person to go with you, would you pick someone you could really talk to or someone who gave you the best sex of your life? If you say both, youre a fucking whore.
I guess I'm a fucking whore.
29. What is the biggest insult someone could tell you?
That I'm not very smart I guess. And really mean it. That would burn.
30. If you were/are a big dyke, would you wear the strap on or would your partner
We could share that duty.
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